Judge — September 22, 1928 — page 17: what you’re looking at

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| | ; H ] | | @ house organ published for the Hard Iron Straight Six Automobile Co., Inc. By S.J. Perelman and Edward Graham A Thought for Today It’s a long lane that has no turning for a Hard Tron Straight Siz, A Message from the President of the Company » the factory ¢ on the ground e see what it was, es this morning, ught my eye. body-lug nut. And I said t nut number 3) € ale in the room, it was threaded in the room, and it was scheduled But it never got there, It was east off, mispliu There are many such t the world. lug nuts number 3 in Piston Slaps Earl Burpee of the Back Seat Upholstery ment was prom last week to the Front Seat Upholster We feel sure that he will 1 i DACK , Floren don’t miss the tra back home “bituminous” (by two minutes)—ha ha! Barney Sy Dise Wheels dey unfortunately wolves the ot Good luck, Barne: Esther Wormser of the Carburetor department has left for Buffalo, where she will be employed by the Little Bijou Bushing and Cam Company. ‘Cess night. , y eker of the Steering: Wheel Dep't was injured when a fly- wheel flew off the other afternoon. One of his legs ms also flew off Wally home in a p. JUDGE BACKFIRES could nd went A drawing by Lowis Shrowitz (age 15), E, department, Hints for the Ladies An old-fashioned razor makes an excellent pencil sharpener. A wide hat often prevents a bad ease of sunburn. Bobbed hair is fashion M in some y people die each year from o Here and Thereinthe Company Ed the genial man of found y. “Smiling as we know him, is in charge of the hammer- ing division, nd he certainly has been “forg’ claims that with him every “knock Company, He is a —look out, guard on the No. isketball squt is a woman-hater but is ¢ ly from the bushing departm ns Street, be his most of h and great kidder. Two weeks ago the foundry in a stitch by tyi and swinging him over auldron. However, everybody knows him swears he would not burt a Well, Ed, best 0° luck and here's to the future Mrs. Wezlanez! had ev rybody in w hand to a eran Suggestion Box I suggest that some the extra tin in the | ly be employed to gather up all room and melt it down for tin soldiers, A substantial profit could be realized in this way, Herman Shr rman No, 908) I that there should be an extra hour off at noon so that all the gir typists could get their hair r-waved profit ¢ i - artment) that the pard to sery for chew ak-keep 1 inerease ieney of the Too much time go towards Tookin assets, A_ substan ized in iency way. Just a Worker comicbooks.com