Judge — September 1, 1928 — page 31: what you’re looking at

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High Hat (Continued from page 11) | ply inveigle him over to the edge of the pool, pretending that you've got a drink for him. A slight push | will do the rest. Think how sim- ple it would be to toss drinks into the pool in case of raids. think how simple it would be to toss drunks into the pool in case they got obstreperous! Why the idea is unlimited! Now, all we need is a good name for the place. Why not “Swim Inn?” Lady (applying for a maid)— I am very particular, [want a maid who will not) answer me back. mployment Agency Mana ger—L have just) what you want—a former telephone oper tor. —Answens Sorry, old man, spoken for two divorces —Evenvnopy's W The blindfolded cigarette smoker puts the wrong end in his mouth, —. And | EMBARRASSING MOMENTS When her Father your intentions (regarding his daughter) and you haven't any e+ be nonchalant... Light a Murad. The Scotchogram Dictionary Will Be Ready for Delivery September 10th A new book containing over two hundred and fifty words and phrases to use in making up SCOTCHOGRAMS, instructions for writing them and humorous messages for all occasions. Derision any time Toulose! Send $1.00 to JUDGE PUBLISHING Co., 627 West 43rd St., New York City, for an advance copy. comicbooks.com