Judge — September 1, 1928 — page 30: what you’re looking at

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INVENTIONS OF THE MONTH ‘om the Patent Office At Yonkers, Saskatchewan ore seahirlafe te 3 9G }_| ) A\AROT E YH —( thee SS He Deserves It Harry Masterson Culpepper is one of those chaps who never lose an opportunity of asserting the superiority of everything that he has over everything that anyone else ha If someone mentions the that, on the night before, the fact y had ar reception from Den: why Culpepper's set had most suredly brought in London just . as though it was right in’ the Device ror Wanmixe Water is Horse Troveus room. ig. 1, Fig. 9 and Fig. 2 represent the first three num- When somebody bemoans the bers in 1 The letters on the side of the trough are symbolical. Put them all toge ther, they spell Mother. The Spring Piaza used for lectors, summons servers and the like. The Handy Shoestring Tier for street use. IENTIST. eliminating installment col- Tie Savery Avromonite ror Suxpay Drivers Built brick in own back yard. Has neither heels nor engine and can run at the nominal cost of practically nothing. This of engineering was designed by a pedestrian, on and your concrete foundation masterpiece automotive Putting out the cat device for lazy husbands. One jerk of rope operates mechanism attached to homemade boot hicks cat through window placed on the floor for the cat's convenience. hich faulty performance of their car, Culpepper in scornful amusement and cites his own bus as being the best automobile that a pedestrian ever had the pleas- ure of being struck by. thousand miles, It smiles Twenty ve, and never a cent for repairs, or a particle of discomfort) on the road, He gets unheard of mileage from his tires, and he is the only man I know who has held a royal flush three times. He sniffs disdainfully when the poor quality of the liquor of to- day is discussed. He has no trouble whatever in getting the right sort of stuff—good stuff. He is one of those fellows who, as he so forcefully puts it, always has the best of every- thing. There's a knack, he says, in buying just the right quality. In to have the best of everything, one must insist on only the best. order Right now, he is confined to his bed with measles. I certainly hope that they come up to his ex- peetations, T wouldn't have him disappointed in that for anything in the world. —By Manton FE. Burns Greta Garbo—Give me a kiss. John Gilbert—Don't talk shop, i Bits Priscilla—Do you like moving pictures? He—Sure! Priscilla—That's ¢ I want you to bring a lot of them down from the attic. —Everynopy'’s W. LY Teo Piek.” “lee pipet comicbooks.com