Judge — August 4, 1928 — page 28: what you’re looking at

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TEETH ARE WHITE BUT... So good to look upon, teeth of flash- ing whitenessadorn personal charm. But they do not safeguard health against Pyorrhea. Unaware of this fact, 4 persons out of 5 after forty and thousands younger pay Pyorrhea’s price. They sacrifice health. Take this precaution: See your dentise regularly. Use the dentifrice that not only cleans teeth white but also helps to firm gums. Pyorrhea seldom attacks healthy gums, Morning and night, every day, use Forhan’s for the Gums, It doesall a dentifrice should do. Get a tube from your druggist—35c and 60c. Formula of R. J. Forhan, D.D.S. Forhan Company, New York Forhanys {¢! for the YOUR TEETH ARE ONLY AS ane AS YOUR GUMS My past was DARK I usep to grope my way through cellars and attics— fumbling, stumbling and grum- bling, barking shins and rip- ping clothes. But I turned over a new leaf and pledged myself to the flashlight habit. My Eveready has been a revela- tion to me in many a shady situation. On goes the switch and there’s a bushel of light any time, anywhere you need it. Let me give you this inside tip on flashlights: The secret of success is the battery— and the success of this secret is Eveready Batteries. They're made of light—jammed, crammed full of it, and they prove it in service. Always reload with genuine Evereadys. Uncle Harvey’s Portable Portholes When Uncle Harvey was a child, tybody always said that ne took after his father, so while i his fathe and this he did at a very earl Once he filled them with ink and another time with glue. On both ocea- sions mentioned his father cer- tainly took after him. Uncle Harvey's pa was a dan- druff-tightener, the most. reliable in the county. People used to come to him from miles around to get their dandruff tightened. this day, in see most anywher re one of his old signs that nobody has bothered to take down: “Have You Loose Dandruff?" He was also a swell neck specialist, and originated the now current expression: “How did your goiter look this morn- Uncle Harvey was very ambi- tious took th school, The street car re nd every morning into town to lly took Unele Harvey into town to school, but that is just another of those silly English “idioms” that don’t © sense and are hardly eve adaptable to therefore practically pointless as 1 part of the language. Uncle Harvey started out his career as ele » and it not long before it was ally said that he certainly “kne his Oti Indeed, in this he h a more rapid rise than in thing he ever went into, starting at the bottom and working him- self up to the top. He got as high as the sixteenth floor. At the enth, then—but that is an- His second job was as a bill collector, and) everyone agreed that you certainly had to hand it to him, After that he became an accountant. He added all day and added all night, and ths adding sum. Oh, yes, just that he had started to be a tailor’s apprentice, but gave it up, claim- ing that a sewing machine n't as dependable an adding ma- chine—you couldn't count on it. Everyone always speaks of ‘s “flip manne quired while turning es in Child's. Or when he an acrobat in the circus—you can take your pick of those two. As a matter of fact, they called his act in the circus “The Pan- cake Number”. was recause it was The Faithful Hound Another Hunting Yarn enDE Buaetter flat. Uncle Harvey used to s: laughingly, that the audience “panned” it too. The best job of all, however, from Uncle Harvey's view-point, was the aviary one. “A bird of a job!” he wrote home in his own inimitable fashion. He had al- ways been fond of birds, and he spoke about one in particular, a very valuable one called the “tou- comicbooks.com