Judge — July 28, 1928 — page 26: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

“Hell-o, old fellow! college do you go to?” Notre Dame School.” “Well, that’s too bad, but I wouldn't swear about it.” —Ronatp Frama, Utah Aggies 30 What “Give me a sentence with the word Dubuque.” “When better cars a Dubuque will build them roRGE B. Roscor, Kansas ’28 built, “How is it that so many more planes have flown from here to Paris than the other wa: “Why should anyone want to leave Paris? —Raovt Biunsera, Yale *2 JUDGE Scotch coffee?” s, the kind that’s good to the last drop.” —Gronce Vocer, Yale °30 The man who pulled the soup spoon toward him. —Frep H. Kock, U. of Cincinnati ’29 “How did that rock get th “A glacier brought it down. “Where's the glacier?” “It’s gone back after another rock.”” —R. C. Kincner, Ohio '29 How to Light a Cigarette Lighter 1. Tell it it’s the best little old lighter in the world and that you will enter it in a cigarette light- ing contest. It will be fired with enthusiasm. 2. If this fails, taunt it with a suggestion that has an unpleasant odor and that its girl-friend will soon leave it for another. It will then flare up in a jealous rage. Throw it up in the air as as you can, and it will even- tually light on the ground. —At Breen, Trinity ’31 Jid you hear the horse race song? Proceed.” “Having my Epsom Downs.” —Louis L. Hatrey, Notre Dame ’30 Commencement exercise for the correspondence auto mechanic —Grorae T. Eaourston, California ’28 comicbooks.com