Judge — June 23, 1928 — page 34: what you’re looking at

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“Excuse me, sir, you're wanted on the telephone.” —Sonxnausnisse Steax, Stockholm Solution to Bridge Problem (Continued from poge 28) at trick two, discard a Diamond in- stead_of Spade, North plays Ace and low Spade as before. Whatever West returns must lose three of the remain- ing four tricks At the second Club lead, South may trump with the King of Hearts. In this case West's best play is to discard the trump, compelling North to also throw away the high trump. South then leads the five of trumps. The Diamond lead follows, North taking with the King and another lead of Diamonds is held by East. If returns the trump, West is stuck in with the Diamond and forced to lead away from the de tenace. Should East lead a Spade, South is given the Diamond ruff. Prize Winners, Problem No. 15 As it appeared in the May 19th issue Ist Prize: Mr. 4 2nd Prize: 3rd Prise: . Washington, D. C. Mra. A. Crittenden Wood, Jackson Heights, N. Y. High Hat (Continued from page 15) inebriates will be immersed, thus doing away with the asteful sight of little children leading home intoxicated fathers! (Cheers.) In fact, we will frown upon intoxication of any kind, and citizens exceeding the drink limit will be fined and have their drin ing license taken away from then In this I develop a ns tion of sincere drinkers! This, my friends, is my answer to our jeal- ous emenies! Let them shout their “dry” ery from the housetops the while bootlegging, poison liquor and crime overrun this fair na tion of ours! (Cheers.) Go to the polls, my friends! Go to the polls more than once, if you can, my friends, and help save our country from the drys! (Cheers.) My friends, the free beer and cham- pagne will now be passed amongst you. Let us drink our own health! Jupnar, Jn Ye Generals of Industrie (Continued from page 18) Unele Chipmunk. Then unexpect- edly one young Alarie sold out the entire business. When anxious people asked him why, he smiled. Quoth he, “My philanthropic work has just. be- gun. I have, perhaps, made Camelot a town of happie homes, but now I have a new and greater mission!” And shortly after, he announced the opening of the world’s first Dental Clinic. In puttering about his torture plant, this genius had discovered an even greater s In this new field his technique is the same, and with his dexterous use of gimlet, wrench and pinchers he now be- stows his blessings on us all. Judging the Movies (Continued from page 23) hearted director allows the darned thing to end. Should you fall asleep after the first reel and wake up on the last fainting scene, don't worry. You will have seen everything important about “Clothes Make the Woman.” And (I don’t know why this wasn't brought up sooner) the story is almost a direct steal from ‘The Last Command.” “Mie News Parade” is a stupid, dull thing, full of char: doing stupid, dull tricks. Stay away from it. It is an attempt to dramatize the life of a camera man, but for all the enterta it contained it might have been a school girl’s essay on the sex life of the Public Library lions. Yoop news, Raymond Griffith has come back to this county and has signed a contract with United Artists, or at least that is the story. He is the best come- ian that ever stepped on the soil and I hope he gets (Kindly leave your ob- ns at the box office on your ay out. If you like our column, tell us; if not, write your senator and see how he likes it.) Entnustastic Motorist—Yee, it’s very nice, but you've for- gotten to put the white line in the middle of the road.—Hemonist 32 EDWAED LANGER PRINTING €0., INC, JAMAICA. . 1, comicbooks.com