Judge, 1928-06-23 · page 33 of 36
Judge — June 23, 1928 — page 33: what you’re looking at
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This page contains **satirical humor** rather than political cartooning. The main content is a continuation of "What it means to be a Professional Beauty," mocking the superficiality of theatrical career advancement. The narrative describes a woman (Miss Perelman) who begins modeling for artists painting "partridge livers"—an absurdist reference suggesting even ridiculous work launches entertainment careers—before becoming a Broadway performer. The humor targets the entertainment industry's illogic: her success stems from random connections rather than talent. References to roles in "Sh! The Octopus" and "The Ladder" suggest specific (now-obscure) theatrical productions. The page also includes: - A crossword puzzle solution - "Krazy Kracks" joke section (mild domestic humor) - Advertisement for Milton C. Work's bridge books The satire reflects **early 20th-century magazine humor** mocking theatrical ambition and the arbitrary nature of show business success—themes still recognizable today, though specific references require historical theater knowledge.
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