Judge — June 16, 1928 — page 29: what you’re looking at

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right back, “Fine, thank 5 And when Uncle Harvey would go into a barber shop and the barber would laircut?” he would reply, No, just a little prune today! and the barber would then s: “Quite a crop you're raisin sometimes Uncle Harvey get back at that with, plum right!” but not always vey would — com When the amateur theatrical society gave akespeare, Uncle Harvey was asked to play the sprites, because he could ‘twine natural vines around his head. He always took the Chinese parts as well, on account of the sporty nd he al- tueue. queue he cou'd make ways knucue his quet But the day Uncle Harvey put up the trell for his beans the real fun | had the effect of and oh, what jolly ever we did und getting Harvey's beans! Once we Lima, ha ha ha! Yes, and there’s a little ancedote that goes with this part of the story, which [mustn't forget. One time Uncle Harvey was tak ing a shower bath, and he turn on the boili take and stirr bean soup right in his ears, and what do you the played?" Why, “mong Soup-in-Ears” day -¢ pumscess After the radio had been play- n, beeause the 1 radio antena have then, sitting a Cuba on Uncle hot water by mis- Lupa fine mess of radio My » « Ta-da-de-um- ppose ¢ - dee - diddle - um ~ pum- dy for several months, Unele Harvey began to a little deaf, on account of so much music in his ¢ He al- had had ear for music, a certain amount, but this ways was a constant strain, and he could hardly refrain from com plaining, and of chorus we didn’t blame him. As Aunt Abner re- marked, “None are so deaf as those who can not hear.” So we sot Uncle Harvey an ear trumpet, but it) only dias a loud speaker. And at times we did have! Parties every night! But our fun came abruptly to an end with the n. (As this was not regular harvest season, we called it “Unele Har- t season”; that best could Perhaps you've noticed lying around over. acte then w harvest seas \ was the do.) old pods after harvest This isn’t a very pleasant subject, T know, but it’s best to be frank. Well, as soon as Uncle Harvey's pods p off, everytl we bean season is dri cha came Popular, asked everywhere b fore, now Uncle Harvey was shunned, run from on the street, a failure in business. And he NEVER KNEW! us dared to tell him that no one For none of is safe from pody odor! However, soon all the vines dried up and we fed them to the cows and horses for fodder. And that was all the fodder we got with Uncle Harvey's beans. SaQuira Couxtey Eprror—What happened to Lena, your 600-pound fat lady? Tent Strowman- couple of weeks ago, her face. She sure does, She looks a lot younger than she used to. The outfit ran into a cyclone It couldn't budge Lena, but it lifted Play the | SILVER KING me Pross tw me in the ne “That must have been Les Martin. Last week he took am ninth and holed out in ava dae on the club house porch. “Why don't the members make him give up golf or reform him? Make } him play nothing but Silver Kings.” “Pd just as soon a repaint in | fa the neck as a Silver King. What's the differen || “Psychologicalentirely. Evenwhen | a dub plays this best of thelps his game a lot. It gives him confidence to play the best ball m the King gets distan Silver King— Reg. US. Fat, Ot [Imported by] JOHN WANAMAKER Wholesale Golf Distributors NEW YORK BOSTON PHILADELPHIA CHICAGO MEMPHIS LOS ANGELES comicbooks.com