Judge — June 9, 1928 — page 19: what you’re looking at

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JUDGE wered halls of Dear more ‘The ivory Old Hovey 1 me, per- haps, than to any man alive, in fourth sue- cessive generation of my family mn. Daddy, Great-grand- here somuch as Tam the to nestle in her b Granddaddy — and daddy, too, were all right before me. In fact, at o were all right here t onstituted the greatest. flying wedge our football team has ever known. (For years none of them could pass their Greek.) To had just turned thirty-two when T entered college. 1 had t doand be d- to be sent sooner, but as Daddy had not yet mastered his Greek, nddaddy could not afford to send us both. At last in 1918 Papa graduated with honors, and after he had got his start in business T moved into the family room in the old ro ntic Nathaniel Moses: Morgan Memorial still souvenirs of | the one before, the Dormitory, Jr. nt owith noon my sentimental person, I was young for my relatively unblown bud. Unlike my forbears, 1 was not athletically inclined, preferri rather to spend ty time in making whimseys. It is with signal pride, Figure C HOOEYANA---A REVERIE By Theophrastus Seuss, 4th. (Class Whimsey therefore, that 1 aceept the honor my classmates have con ferred on me in’ the privi writ- ing this alle gorical his tory of Hooey “our HYS together, In Figure A T have repre sented myself Figure B as oa typleal Presh- - a delicate thirstling wer the Knowledge. idly 1 tender trembling lips, man. bending 1 of Tim moisten my stimulat- trickles and as the ing liquid down, Tam awakened te the Secrets of Life, represented from left to right by six little animals and a couple of rows, spar meaning — re- spectively Chemistry, Penmanship, Com- parative Obstetrics, Phichotomy, Chia s- tity, Stick ness, General Motors and the Musical Clubs. Ww In Figure BOL have striven to capture the elusive spirit of riot ous unrest. typifying the Sephe more and Junior rs. 1 picture myself as prancing giddily about unsteady back” of a Dilemma, futilly clutching at the unsubstantial on the soap-bubbles of “Error.” It was du this try ing period that our unfortunate classmate Carlos Wormser lost his head and that Polish the laundry Byers Street. The geranium in iy teeth Figure (¢ seren nded up married to rl who worked in down on shows meas the and collected product of a thorough education, The heetie days of intellectual puberty are overs and Tam at last qualified te fill whatever niche awaits me in the outside world, be it Bonds or Life Insurance, and 1 think I have done wisely in choosing the latter. On the right. bis tail em hellished with the coveted wateh fob of Phi Beta Kappa, is Senna cherib, the constant nymph of all good sons of Hooey. He thought upon the North Pole and signifies “C Classmates Reason.” Four years ago we crept up to the Alma Mater’s shrine. Her latch string was out to us, and like unformed potter's clay, we pulled it, She took us under her fluffy warm wing. With her flint coaxed sparks in our brains and heaped Let us salute ates! for she has “white” and steel she on nd wy timbers, her, oh classe Leen just toy for we