Judge — June 9, 1928 — page 18: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

JUDGE Wad’s Wrong With This Pic-Chewer? Miss Doublemint (under table edge )—So, Mr. Beechnut! I see you're still sticking around! “Gum, gum, Miss Doublemint, that’s a bit rough!” —Jaguita (signed on a bet) Mrs, Beethoven—I was amazed when those solemn Bach boys actually told a joke. Mr. Handel—First crack out of the Bachs, so to speak. If the lecture platform were i casting Auwen—I fear the sea, it’s so full of strange, ugly creatures! Lazy “Pants-Gaxc” Mesure done already. Song for poker plavers: “ust Another Pay Wasted Away.” n the same state as the broad- industry. A one-way street is a street on which the motorist is bumped from the rear only, Nitt—They — say undertaker, is extraordinarily proficient in his line, Witt—Yes. the boy certainly knows his stiff. Jones, the Cry of AL Smith's supporters: Heflin help us! “It must be from the Dean or the Chief cil of Police” Ly > Peculiar action of parent with son at Yale, on per- eriving letter with New Haven postmark, comicbooks.com