Judge — January 21, 1928 — page 26: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

JUDGE “Babs” Wins Out, or, Things Are Not What They Seem By S. J. Peneuatay Characters: “Babs” Russell, a studious young lady who thinks more of her lessons than of gay pleasure; Nance Peckham, ‘a “College Widow"; Ted Speed, captain of the Senior Basketball eleven. Scene: A. girls’ dormitory in Klaxon Kollege. Nance—Oh, hello, Babs, are ng to the dance tonight given to the Senior Boys’ Basket ball cleven in the gymnasium? Babs—No, for 1 have to “study up” for a test in’ Civies tomorrow Nanee—Study, study, study! You are always studying. Babs Russell; don’t you wish you were like 12 Do you know who my escort for this evening is? Babs—No, who? Y None other than Ted of the Boys’ Babs—I envy you, Nance, but when will you prepare for your test in Civies? Nance (airily)—Oh, who cares for those musty old civies? I daresay 1 shall not flunk the old —But you flank it last nd if you do sc in the will not allow you to Donarv (to wife, at English railway station)—Wha! Ye grad canna get a porter tae tak oor luggage? Oh, pooh! Old “Dean Wor—Na, na. Ye try, Donal’, ye're accent’s no* quite sac Dryasdust” will pass ome, 1 noticeable! . —Passana Siow know! Tf the worse comes to the worse, To shall charm him with Sex Ap} ! Babs—N » Peckham, aren't you ashamed te be using these words Nanee—Poor old Babs! 1 fear you are much “behind the time The Door-bell Rings Babs—Who can that be? Nanee—It is probably Ted Spced coming to escort me to the Don’t you wish you were going with him? You know, all the girls think he is the hand- somest man in college. Babs—I came to college to study and not waste my time. Ted Speed (bursting in)— Hello, everybody, have you heard the great news? Everybody—No, what news? Isaacs (to partner)—Vot a pity ve gave de bookkeeper a holiday—'is books is all right! TATLER comicbooks.com