Judge — January 21, 1928 — page 25: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

Just Another Mammy Song Refrain (please do) O Ma! How Ah moan to own ma home in Omaha Ah ha! How Ah moan to own ma Omaha Ma— Ma own, ma only Omaha Ma, O Ma! Ahm roamin’ home. Roamin’ home to own ma own— To ma Mama an’ ma home in Omaha. To ma Home, ha! ha! Ma Omaha Ma —Stanronp Ciaparrat Our idea of a real Scotchman is a man that makes his acrial out of barbed wire so the birds can't sit there. —Laravette Lyre “Hey, frosh, are yuh send- ing your woman a corsage for the dance tonight?” “I may be a frosh, big boy, but you can't fool me. Do yuh think T don’t know that sear those whale bone contraptions any more?” —Spartan Spasms women don't Theodore Roosevelt — said thorough knowledge of the Bil was worth more than a college education, A thorough knowledge of any thing is worth more than a col- lege education, —Yare Review Everybody's had ’em out —Prxx Pexen Bown Student—How’s my chances of getting through this course Prof.—The best in years, my boy. —Canirornia Prnican The stingicst man we know of is the one who gave his little girl u nickel not to eat any supper, who took the nickel away from her while she was asleep, and then refused to give her any breakfast because she lost. it. —Annaronts Loa Es oY Site ae He—Football is my favorite game, What's yours? Sur—Fried venison, | sup- pose. —Texas Raxorn We wonder how Solomon would have replied if asked, “Who was that lady I seen you with last nigh —Western Reserve Reo Cat This Is Also Funny “Have you heard the latest redheaded song “I'm burning up. what is it?” “Hard Hearted Henna.” —Lovisvitte Satyr Ed—... and when I promised to marry her she asked me for something more conerete. Red—Uhm-m, 1 wonder what cement. (Editor's Notes These boys are good mixers.) —Oino State Sex Diat That's a well-turned ankle.” I said, as she sprained it again, —Yare Recorp “Hooray for Peggy Hopkins, the People’s Joy —M. I. T. Voo Doo comicbooks.com