Judge — January 7, 1928 — page 18: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

Add Fairy Tale for Bored | Bar-Flies Well, my little turkies, there was oni ain Moorish bimbo in the gres ands along the upper Bronx River by the name | of Etta Falcovsky who had be- come twent years of age WITHOU ng her name to Yvette Falconer and who did NOT comb her hair straight back and sag from her hips in Jer to look like Edna Best. This particular dame worked in | an insurance office ‘running an i addressograph and she NEVER told hody she was private seeretary to Crosby r. She NEVER gave her address as 30 ] Fifth avenue and she honestly dined and di a Venice. w Paul White NOT k sonally and she DIDN Anton's to have her ho And she COULDN'T for the life r done. of her whistle snatches of the “Rhapsody in Bluc So one night she went to a and met another young Moor named Izzy Workman who also had NOT changed his name to Irving Wallace and who looked cloudy when anybody mentioned Brooks Brothers. The boy friend did NOT wear striped shirts with stiff bosoms and there were be A good deal has been written about the Cotter’s Saturday Night, but little about the Cotter's Sunday. NO pleats in his waistband. He had NOT read “Helen of Troy” and he was NOT ng jour- nalism courses at Columbia. He worked in Macy's wrapping bun- dles and he NEVER fanned the air with stories about being office manager of the DuPont de Ne mours Company. He HATED Stadium Concerts and he couldn't tell the difference between Brahms and Dave fell for each other like and in two months they were leaning over the City Clerk’s desk giving their right ages. When they went apart- ment-sniping, they did NOT nick out a cozy studio in the Village and furnish it with gaily painted benches and old maps in quaint frames. NOR did they buy old lamps with music scores for shades and put cretonne covers on the day-bed. Instead they took a flat out there in the Dyckman_ section where the subway gives in and bought furniture. outright in a department store. They RE- FUSED to have a Steinway baby grand with a Spanish shawl thrown carelessly over it and they NEVER had grenadine or cocktail shakers lying around. The Mrs. did NOT join a bridge club and not only did Izzy know NOTHING about golf, but he even went so far as to imagine son airth is a body to that a bunker is a place to put a chune out o’ that coal. queer lookin’ set o° pipes?” So they lived happily ever snow We can’t all have electric horses or time to exercise—hence the Equestriat Taxi provides w ith locomotion plus recreation and exercise. comicbooks.com