Judge — December 31, 1927 — page 35: what you’re looking at

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Jowes “Tre HE solemn echo of “I promise” booms throughout the nation, and morality reaches the annual high of a bull market. For the conven- ience of our reforming and resolving patrons, we submit this list, which may be easily checked and then filed safely away with marriage licenses, insurance policies, wall mottoes, diplomas, and your other household doo- dads. I, the undersigned, for no good reason, resolve for 1928, to: CO Work hard and like my job, i CO Forego alcohol, except during any. veek-ends, holidays, ceremonies, Respect my superiors, ditto. [] Sleep ten hours each night, i Never retell a story more than possible. ten times. Sleep ten hours. Learn two verses of the Star Never use the car, unless the Spangled Banner. family insists Stay in this country and sneer Laugh heartily at repair bills. at Europeans. Refrain from profanity, except when compulsory (parties, ste- . nographer, ete.). Doubt everything, but to be irritated at nothing. Take lessons in sneering. Forego alcohol in all its variety of forms. Subscribe to JUDGE. Sincerely, Name Address. City State P. S. Enclosed is 1 $7.80 for 2 years OD $2.00 for 21 weeks ($5.00 for 1 year comicbooks.com