Judge — November 19, 1927 — page 35: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

WIGH « CLUB RIENDS, Roamin’ Citizens! Now is the time for all’ good eggs to come to the aid of the party! “What party?” say you. “The High Hat Party!” sez I. We want a High Hat Chapter in every collich in the United States! In case you don’t know what this is all about, here’s the dirt. The High Hat Club is a National Organization of “good eggs’’—men who like a good time and are able to hold their Gordon water like gentlemen. We now have Chapters in 614 cities and a member- ship of 2,300. There are Chapters so far in only ten colleges. There are no dues or initia- tion fees and the only cost to a member is the price of the High Hat Key. Arrangements are being made with the leading res- taurants and night clubs in most of the big cities to give holders of High Hat Keys especial attention and courtesy. The list will be ready soon and will be sent to all members. Anyone wishing -to apply for the position of Local High Hat may fill out this Questionnaire and mail it to Judge, Jr.,627 West 43rd St., New York City. ~ NAT Five APPLICATION for Membership in the HIGH HAT CLUB (Local High Hat Application) Do you, or did you go to college? What college?.... What Fraternity? University Club? Kiwanis Club? Rotary Club?.. Do you own a car? What make? Are you a 100% American?. Do you belong toa Ku Klux Klan? Who's your favorite writer? Who's your favorite artist? How do you act on three cocktails?. On six? On nine? Do you wear a derby hat? What color?.......... Do you wear a wrist wate Do you wear spats?. What color?. Nationality?.. Religion? Are you good to your parents?.. Do you ever wear a white necktie?.. Do you wear a white vest with a dinner coat? Do you wear a stickpin? What kind? Do you use Hair Gloom?... : Did you ever crash the gate at a party?.... Do you wear garters? : Do you read College Humor?. Do you read American Mercury? Do you read the Cosmopolitan? How many times a week do you go movies? . Do you sing tenor?. Are you a Radio fan? What kind of cigarettes do you smoke?.. Why the heck do you want to join the High Hat Club?.. Signature. Address | TWENTY- Vital Statistics! EIGHT thou- sand, six hundred and thirty- six people have copies of “Here’s How!” which, as you may know, is Judge, Jr.’s famous book of recipes. THERE ARE one hundred and nine million, three thou- sand six hundred and seventy- one souls in the United States! THIS LEAVES one hun- dred and eight million, nine . | hundred and eighty-five thou- sand and fifty-three people who haven't any copies of this famous little book of recipes and very clever toasts. THERE ARE only six hun- dred copies of this great little book left. (The new “Here's How!” will be out Advt.) THAT MEANS that there is only one copy left for each soon.- | one hundred and eighty-one thousand six hundred and forty-one and eighty-seven two hundredths persons! WHO IS going to be the lucky one in each group? If you hurry and sign this cou- | pon below and mail it very quickly you may be the lucky person! | Judge, Jr.: 627 West 43rd St., New York City. Dear Jr.: Here's a dollar for a copy of ‘Here’s How I hope I’m the lucky one! comicbooks.com