Judge — November 19, 1927 — page 34: what you’re looking at

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7 A cnear many new movies were | i “4 tossed out of Hollywood | while this department was re- | / cuperating, and I hope to see — | j them all by next week, if you | : can wait that long. I asked the | janitor to attend them for me q before I left and he did go tothe | [fF opening of “Uncle Tom’s Cabin.” | } Being a man of strong char- i acter he quit cold after that, and i refused to further disgrace him- { self. i A proud young father wired } the news of his happiness to his i brother in these words :— “A handsome boy has come to | i Wing wei my house and claims to be your . 3 nephew. We are doing our best Comparative Novice (nervously, as low growl reaches his to give him proper welcome.” | , ears)—Hullo! There’s that thunder again! The brother, however, failed | H Cavpie--That weren’t thunder that time—people be’ind. to see the point, and wired ] i —Henorist back:— \ 5 . : “IT have no nephew. The Judging the Movies feel that this department de- young ian is an impostor!” of (Continued from page 21) serves another statement abou oe —Tir Birs | i sitting at. tea discussing their Ving seen it for the third time H turn up but their handsome cap- — },..' FW. Murnau, is the cleanest WA UGE tain, However, he is in full conception of a motion picture Og 70 dress uniform and to their com- (v4) directed; (b) that it would bd plete dismay they discover that jaye been even greater if Mr. instead of being just + comes Murnau had not been trying to Here ies the body of Cassie | \ f the U.S. Seeret Service, Hot Ce, (€) that you should go to with a boomerang. | Damn! The name of the perfect the Times Square: theatre and sis , acres ; it by all means, if you have not nuns nnivabaltiiiWntibilatn ua, monet oe pont Senene already done so, esalennrage PAYS SS fOr €0ch One pring ot Alage ; 0 and the hero, as ee i, hardly mention, is Richard Dix. EForE I left town I made a , a | | rather plain statement about | i | the movie prologue act: “In- « wf . | | terpreting the Rhapsody in Blue.” mnesig = ‘ > i } Much to my chagrin the first ~ OE ee et é mi prologue I saw when I returned . q included this act. However, I | | i} have my men working on the 4 i case and we have discovered i | \ that there is a hardened band of | a | three dancers who lurk in Times { f Square disguised as ushers, re- i sponsible for these outrages. 1 if They work their crime usually at i} the rush hour and slip unnoticed | a into movie theaters and then leap ik on the stage and put on their act ' if before the stunned members of 4 F the audience can summon the a f police. However, now that we | a) i have them under observation, we | & it expect to make several arrests in | ff mM | i the near future. om ae | i | i N that those crities who fell Suort-Sicutep Novice (after several futile attempts to | fh asleep the opening night of drive)—There! It’s gone at last! i “Sunrise” have written ecstatic Cappie—That’s yer wrist-watch, sir. i second-reviews of that movie, I —Lonpon Oprxion 4 s EDWARD LANGER PRINTING CO., INC., JAMAICA, N.Y. comicbooks.com