Judge — November 19, 1927 — page 25: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

JUDGE “Mother, —m: danc “Yes, my darling daughter, But I will kick you in the pants, If you do what you hadn’t oughter.” —Micuican GarcoyLe I go to the “Papa,” asked Rolo, “what do those cannibal head hunters do with the heads after they get Make noodle soup, of course. Now it’s time for you to go to bed.” —Penn Puncu Bow. Stude (to Prof.)—What’s that you wrote on my paper? Prof.—I told you to write plainer. —Boston Beanpor Storekeeper—I don’t like the ring of this half-dollar. Customer—What do you want for fifty cents—a peal of bells? —Wituiams Puree Cow Serceant—How d’ya want yer uniform, “Too large or too small?” —Kansas Sovr Owt Greek Student—Is_ my _ face good for a cup a coffee? Greek—Well, it'd make a lot better soup bowl. —On1o Ho Bo Pror—Now that we know what an element and a com- pound are, can anyone name a good mixture? ’31—Yes, teacher, I can, Orange juice, sugar and gin, —M. I. T. Voo Doo Spain has her matadors, The United States has her senators, —M. I. 'T. Voo Doo Class Song of °31! (Tune: “Fair Harvard’) I know a lass A bonnie, bonnie lassie, Who's as thin as the paper on the wall, If you take her a’walking, and yanta get her talking, Make a noise like a Scotch high-ball. —RvrGers CHANTICLEER Horace, the demon cowboy, just bought a tube of shaving cream which advertised “No mug required.” He's still at a loss to know what to shave. —Wesrern Reserve Rep Cat Saturnalionoberalo We have discovered a new use for old and disabled astronom- ers; let them name Pullman cars. —Wasuincton Dirce those are knotholes.” those are too holes “She has several poor rela- tions, hasn’t she?” “Yeh, but, oh boy, just look at her connections!” —Georaia Cracker comicbooks.com