Judge — November 19, 1927 — page 24: what you’re looking at

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JUDGE “Oh, don’t mak } out, Gertrude, I’ve my parachute.” —Micuigan GarcoyLe me get forgotten “Don’t you think Mary looks like a lovely flower?” “Yes; like one of these cen- | tury plants.” —Yare Recorp Mother—Are his intentions perfectly honorable? | Flapper—I'm i } aid so. —Missourt OvrLtaw | To the Lady of an Evening } if That night you were well nigh | resistless, | They tell me who sampled your charms; You petted—the while I was | our lone date, For me it was totally lost; I'd scarcely know you were my own date Were it not that I footed the | listless, | Who ne'er held you tight in it my arms. i They speak of your fondest ca- ressing, ; } What wonder my interest ! You danced like a nymph, I'm \ confessing; You danced well with all of the stags. ' a That's why that one night was | A sign was posted on the door of the dean's office which read: “Back in half an hour.” A few minutes later a line was added: “What for? —Brown Jue “Call me up when you come to Madison.” Cuvckxer—Have you heard the new § Go ahead, yodel it. CHINNER “Can you give me a sentence with the word ‘jeopardy’ in it “Sure— Smith jeopardy sherifi -Cincinnati Cynic sworn in as Our co-eds are so dumb they sign up for all the romance lan- guages. —M. I. 'T. Voo Doo Have ou heard the sighin BK song? sighed, Wes sighed, all around the town.” —RetcGers CHanticLeer The nervous old lady stopped the conductor. “Are you quite train will always. stop when you pull that little rope?’ “Of course it will,” replied the conductor. “The other end is sure the tied around the engineer's neck 2” —Grorce Wastixcron Guosr ss Anthem? cost. Cuvcker—Ain’t cheese sweet? —Onro Stare Sun Diar —Sranrorp CHaparrat comicbooks.com