Judge — October 15, 1927 — page 34: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

Winner of Judge’s Balloon Contest No. 6 Thinkest thou not, Nyanza, that the lad singeth like Caruso? Thou slayest me, Athos; he soundeth better still! Sa 4 Russell Wittpenn, Brooklyn, N. Y. Unfortunate Motorist—Madam, I fear your puppy is dead. If you will allow me I- will replace the animal. Owner (icily)—Sir, you flatter yourself. —Birmincuam Gazetre AND Express Mistress (to new help)—Oh, Mary, how clumsy! You’ve broken one of my china plates in two. The Maid — This is my lucky day, mum. I generally has to gather up the pieces in a dust- pan. — ANSWERS ev, Theosophist” If that fist hurts, hit im with Theosophist. Tue Wire to mend it. Anyway, dear, you won’t need to get underneath Inspiration Who has not felt the urge to rise When dawn bursts red upon the hill, To seize new vigor from the skies And lift the burden with a will; Or, picking up the heavy task Where yestereve it weary stopped, To find that dullness, like a mask, Had fallen off when darkness dropped? Who has not felt a sluggard when The morning sun has risen first, Or has not sought the task again With muscles new, for work athirst? Who has not felt the morning air Renew his pride in work well done, Or thought the early task more fair?— Well, I have not, for one. —Lonpon Opinion \FUNNYBONES Every week is Law Enforce- ment Weak. ‘Uudge pays $5 for each one printed Binks (to shopkeeper) — Have you any eggs in which you can guarantee there are no chickens? Grocer (pausing a moment)— Yes, sir—duck’s eggs. st Bromwici Free Press —Lonpon Opinion EDWARD LANGER PRINTING CO., INC., JAMAICA, N. Ye comicbooks.com