Judge — October 1, 1927 — page 34: what you’re looking at

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| Winner of Judge’s Balloon Contest No. 4 The Perfect Wife As a cook, she is almost as good as a man. As a mother she is perfection: even the neighbors like her chil- My dear Betsy! Oh! It’s just a habit. dren. Why do you wear a $ She keeps her house orderly | | white dress. on horse- enough to win admiration from | i i back? 4 her woman friends, but not i | enough to make the men uncom- j fortable. She can play games with men without making them let her win, and without beating them too often. She can talk, sing, play swim, ride, drive She is pretty ably dressed, affectionate adores her husband. | She is the perfect wife. Perhaps that is why she has had four husbands. —Lonpvon Opinion dance, s : | YS Richardson—I don’t know ¥ ¥ what to do—buy a car or a y house. i vy Bobberton—Simple. Buy a Hi house and mortgage it to get the i car. Then you'll have both. —ANSWERS A | She stood in the street at mid- P| night, t sls the traffic homeward sped. She was very much struck by F the moonligh But that's not why she's dead. i F shaban beat H niles tense. pays 35 fer €0ch ong pai 0 Printocy Mont Mrs. Patricia Briney, Niagara Falls, N. Y. “You should not drink so much brandy. It will kill you.” “Brandy once saved my life.” “How “T was digging a well and came up to get a drink when the well fell in.” aspeR, Stockholm. | Workmen formed an archway | of picks at a roadmender’s wed- | ding. The bridegroom was rather | | nervous, fearing a whistle might sound at a critical moment. | —Lonpon Opinion Maisie—She said I was a heart breaker. Marie—But she didn’t mean it, dear. “Such a joke. A fellow’s just bet me five bob I couldn’t 1) | Maisie—I know; that’s what swim across the river.” + makes me so angry. “Who, that chap who’s just going off with your clothes?” —Everyropy’s WeEkLy —Lonpon Opinion ay) EDWARD LANGER PRINTING ©0., INC., JAMAICA, N.Y. comicbooks.com