Judge — October 1, 1927 — page 33: what you’re looking at

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Judge’s Own Contributor’s Corner GARDNER REA Gardner Rea’s full name is Gardner Rea Levy; he is one of the Mississippi Levees and_ his proud boast is that he knows no master. Gardner, or, as he is often called, Gardner, was for- y a member of the House of David, but about three yea suddenly went southpaw been that way ever since. curious fact about the boy is that up to his eighteenth birthday he had always gone barefoot and had to be thrown to get shoes on his feet. He never rides in any ve- hicle save his own trusty wheel- chair, disdaining the scooter as “premature mere rich man’s rorite color is bottle green and his best-loved drink the juice of three crushed lemons and two quarts of Booth’s High and Dry. He will be two years old next August and is the best turkey trotter in Queens and Richmond. “But you are not always both- ered with poor light, inquired the gas company’s clerk. “Oh, no, not always!” replied the complaining householder. “Ah, I thought so. It’s only at certain times that you notice it, eh?” “Yes; only after dark —Tir Bits yp Peanuts" Peanuts Sat- urday, you'd better take a bath. soothing flavor of fresh mint leaves allays thirst and keeps up your pep in the game. Steadies nerves, too. Shake Brother! Next week comes the Great We have kept the RET long enough. We belie that WOMEN should have their RIGHTS— and it is their right to KNOI” what goes on on Lodge night. THE LODGE NUMBER of JUDGE will be a Expos GREA “give away”—any news dealer will give it away for 15c—NEXT WEE Shake, Brother—Shake! 31 | | NEW DISCOVERY Grows Hair Quickly? maz- Dermo- Ray. E ‘Address t Michigan Avenue at Lake Strect, Dest. 92, /BOW LEGS? THIS GARTER (Tat'd) Make: Hang Straight IF L The T. GARTER CO,”""s events, pic+ ion, Once you FINDER you will never do with name and 10 cents IMMEDIATELY! ‘THE PATHFINDER, Dent. @-47, WASHINGTON, D. C, Easy come; Speak easy go. comicbooks.com