Judge — October 1, 1927 — page 26: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

JUDGE LGLOLYIYYY, YY Li; NVISILENCE | Ce \ AS Ti “Well, y’Honor, if y’ can’t let me off for me old mother’s sake, let me off for old times’ sake; you an’ me, as y’ might say, ’as been brought up together in this court.” Reply From a Wife in the Country (To a Letter from her Husband in the City) Darlink Popper: I got your letter. It said opened by mistake but I think it was done on purpose. You can save people trouble by writing what you have to say on a post card. Anyhow the next time one of my letters are opened by mis- take somebody will realize that he made one mistake too many. cause trouble, especially this kind. As for coming home I’m for it. We'll leave this place about four o'clock Sat. on the If you meet me at the you can’t find me, wai maybe I missed the t won't know Alphonse he’s so big a won't know you, but for different reasons. He’s a changed boy— everything about him is changed but his clothing. Yon should ion » because in. You —AussIE know him by this. When I tell him you are his popper he will think I’m kidding, because he thinks a Mister Goodfriend that was up here is his popper. He always gave him candy and nickels. He is a salesman on his vacation. He couldn't believe that I was the mother of those children, I am so young and beautiful, he said. Don’t worry about this, though, it is nothing serious. Nothing could be as serious as our married life. Sorry to hear about Mrs. G. She could get a divorce I think on the grounds that her husband engaged in target practice. Why don’t they settle their differences with a duel. I think she would win if she could be persuaded to get up that carly in the morning. I got a letter from her, and it was so long since I heard from her I hardly recognized her son's handwri I have been worried at our kiddies’ strange behavior recently. Any behavior on their part is strange. I didn’t kiss them for you because they have poison ivy. You can do it yourself when you see them, and be glad it isn’t measles. I will be away three months next Tuesday, but I will be hom: next Tuesday. Did you order the milk stopped? If not, we are go- ing to have pot cheese for a long time. You better cultivate a taste for it. Also get a new can opener, if you want any home cooking. How are the buttons on your clothes? If they are you must have learned how to sew and this will come in handy, as I will be busy now bending over the del essen counter. and kisses then until I Mommer. (Tom Foolery) Just Father’s Luck—He presents the family with a $16,500 car at the same time that the family across the Planex. treet acquire a comicbooks.com