Judge — October 1, 1927 — page 25: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

five me a sentence using orld ‘health.’ ” “Where in the ‘health’ my pipe?” —Navy Loe JUDGE The Deuce You Say They tell me life’s like a game of cards, An’ I guess perhaps it’s true; I keep on drawing deuces and treys Just as I used to do. The cards have been stacked against me, When I play for the hands of maids, If I cast my lot for a Queen of Hearts I draw the deuce of spades. I'd do a lot if I had the chance, To think of it gets me riled. What a play in the game of life I'd make If the deuces were only wild. —Orrcon Orance Ow. “Has she got 11?” “Tt h-ll! She’s got Them!” —Corxnett Winow Provup Beauty-—So you are going to travel, eh? I thought you'd decided to marry me and Cruret Beast—Your old man changed my mind. —Texas Rancer “How ja like my dress, it’s a sample? Youth (sympathetically )}—You don’t get much for nothin’ these days, do you? —Toronto Goxsiin Jim—I went to prep school to learn to wear a Tux. Jam—Why are you in college? Jim—Learning to drink in it. —Penn Strate Froru Swish—Why do you mumble the Ten Commandments when you're skating, Doofeather? Swash—Land’s Sakes, Betsy! That’s to keep me upright! —Mipptesvry Brive Basoon “Why did that cop make you move your car away from the horse.’ “He almost arrested me for parking near a plug.” —Rvreers CHANTICLEER “Is CoEdna dumb?” “Is she dumb? She tried to slap the doctor when he told her she had acute dyspepsia.” Grrrysncra Cannon Bawr comicbooks.com