Judge — September 10, 1927 — page 26: what you’re looking at

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Pee ee ER” remnematieeeinr enetatene ena New Model PocketGen Hundreds of thousands of men and boys have put their “O. K.” on the New Model Pocket Ben. Good looks, faithful service and low price —it is everything you need in a watch. Sold everywhere for $1.50. With luminous night-and-day dial $2.25. WESTERN CLOCK COMPANY La Salle, Illinois —————————— “Ain't seen your young brother about lately, Jim. “No, ’e’s got a job at the E “Wot's ’e know about eagles High Hat (Continued from page 11) Lew Whistle, of Oklahoma University, claims that I have misinformed the trusting youth of this great land as to New York being a hot place no end. ... He adds that Broadway is only a super-enlarged edition of Main Street and he says “whar are them pretty gals, Juniah! 7 Good gosh, Lew! ... You can’t expect to find out much about this here now big beautiful city if you insist on sitting on a curbstone at 43rd Street and Broadway! . . . New York is full of flaming youth, beautiful women and rare wines. . . . But why should I make my address book public property! ... It took me of hard labor to finish this little volume and just because you came to the big city and sit on a curbstone and ery like a baby is no reason why I should have any sympathy for you. —>— Nelson Wells, of Boston, sends me a copy of a song h has brought tears to my ves and has made me go on the wagon the last twenty-four hours. ... It’s called “If We Could Save Our Father,” and the first verse goes like this: If we could save poor futher, Could win him from his ways, ’T would bring new life to mother, And brighten all our days. O, father! father! father! Why will he yield to drink! If we could only turn him From ruin’s fearful brink! 24 le Laundry.” 3 —Passina Suow Freddy Bertolette, of Law- renceville, wants me to decide a bet between him and his room- mate, and the great question is whether or not I wear garters. sso W Freddy, I'm surprised at you! . .. Of course, I wear garters! pf Speaking of beverages, “Billy” from Wheeler ld, Hawaii, sends in a pretty tricky drink which he claims he has invented himself. . . . Take a jigger of Gordon Water and place in it an olive, then deposit the glass care- fully in the bottom of an ordinary tumbler, then fill the tumbler with water, ginger ale, or what- ever you desire, until almost level with the top of the small glass. : The whole thing must be downed abruptly and completely, but be careful not to swallow the small glass... . Billy adds that this drink is recommended by all the leading aviators of Honolulu and is called “The Nose Dive.” Science Master—Name some liquid that won’t fre Bright Pupil—Hot w: Hiccups” Clap hands! Hiccups Charlie. > comicbooks.com