Judge — September 10, 1927 — page 25: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

JUDGE Clairvoyance We were walking alone in a den, at night; All alone through the tall lacy trees, With their shimmering leaves. in the yellow moonlight Keeping time with the whis- pering bre All alone—and she pressed her soft hand into mine, So I kissed her and told her my love as high and as true and as isting and fine As the patient old stars up above; And I promised her there that as ars drifted by She would still find me loving and true; Then she closed her sweet and whispered, “You li —Isn’t it odd that she knew! —Nesraska AwGwan Wa ids “Who told you that it was Columbus who discovered the North Pole?” “Nobody.” “Well, he was wrong.” —Norre Dame JuGGLer There was a sound of cracking of wood on horsehide. Williams drove far out into the field. “There, goldern ye, Beck,” he exclaimed, “I'll learn ye to hop next time I tell ye to giddap.” —OkKLAnHomMA Wuirtwinp “Did you hear about Francis getting shot?” “Really; where?” “He got three pounds at the hardware store.” —Canoiixa Buees ER I suppose you've heard that new song that Harry Richman sings called “UIlL Take — the Blam otherwise known as “Yes, Sir, That's My Bab —Co.cate Bar “Whassa matter, Flo?” “Gawd, Ma Never go out with a chiropractor!” —Pirr Pantruer 23 You neee not ~wate! your hot because college men don" wear Nets And so I says to the waiter, “How about some fried eggs and the waiter says to me, “Pll get you some scrambled eggs, they're better for you, and so I said to the waiter, “I don’t doubt it,” and the waiter said to me, “Don’t doubt what?” and so I said, “That you'll get me some scrambled »~ CoLuMNs The other day a lady got on the Washington Street trolley car with a, goat. The conductor “Madam, you can’t ride in s car with that goat.” The lady answered, “I don't’ intend to. I want to pay the goat’s fare and get out and walk myself.” —Srevens Treen Stone Min. “Do you feel like sumpin? ta eat, Al?” “Y-y-yeah—like a fr-r-rozen b-b-beefs comicbooks.com