Judge — September 10, 1927 — page 18: what you’re looking at

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JUDGE Doris—My husband is a one- woman n. Yorma—Do you know who shé is? What Lighthouse Keepers Do Some people won- der what lighthouse keepers do all the time. Well, when they’re not see- ing that the lights are lit theyre kept busy tearing leaves off — the calendars. The worm turns, but not until the traffic cop gives him per- mission. A man sometimes marries so he'll have someone to tell his troubles to, and he certainly has plenty to talk about then. ~ “How are you getting on with your wife?” “Fine. We're not speaking.” A Possible Explanation The Statue of Liberty has been standing in that position so long it is probably paralyzed by this time any- way. The movies are still in their in- fancy, but a lot of their gags aren’t. Our little nephew is not very strong, but he’s smart for his He could read the Saturday I ning Post before he could lift Life lines around field— At aviation school. THE MASHER SEEMED ABOUT'TO;ACCOST MAY We hear that all the best people have taken up a new perversion, that of spooling yarn. Speaking of yarns, here’s something red hoi from the oven: “TI never associate with my inferiors; do you?” queried a smart aleck of his “female companion.” “TI don’t »” replied Miss Yitch acidly. “I never met any of your inferiors!” Give this little gal a hand, boys. The Last “Straw” “But I George.” “He mistreats you dreadfully.” “Yes, he is a brute.” “He shows no consideration for you w ‘. “Oh, I know it! never be like that, George?” have a husband, You would would you, Yo, Honey. ‘he sot!” “He never comes home.” “The wretch!” “He gambles away his earn- ings.” “The villain!” “He takes we “The deserter!” ‘sides, there is a blonde.” “What “A blonde.” What blonde?” “Oh, you know her; that young widow.” “Oh, her? The idea!” “So, let us run away, heart.” “Certainly not! No blonde is going to get my husband!” —H. Carve Pes N And he drinks.” snd trips.” dear ee, comicbooks.com