Judge — September 10, 1927 — page 17: what you’re looking at

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| JUDGE The Big Go Now gather around children and uncle peticolas will tell you about the man who went to the big go it seems he had a ringside seat which means he had to stand up to see the ring and he had a friend who knew someone who was a close friend of somebodys and in that way his ringside seat cost him plenty and the man sat down in his seat after the fight just to see how it felt and it didn't feel worth the price but lets go back a bit the gong sounded and the man thought it must be the main bout because everybody stood up in front of him and cheered and he couldn't see and he yelled atta boy jack eight times in a row and at one dollar a yell that would be eight berries and pretty soon he hol- lered sock em kid and that’ stood him $6.50 and a busted hat and then he bet it wouldn't go 5 rounds and it did and that cost him a saw buck and in the 6th round he shouted lacem in the slats 3 times and at $2.50 a shout it stood him $7.50 even well the man had a hundred to account for so he hollered paste em few times in the 11th and at $ paste he used up $25.00 this way and all this time he couldn't even see the ring and in the 12th round he shricked he’s punch drunk he’s punch drunk and at 5.00 a shriek this would be $30.00 flat and now the man had 2.50 left Tuey Cary Her But she knows the way to a man’s heart. WHO'S GOING TO WIN THE DEMPSEY-TUNNEY Dump Detra— FIGHT? Gaze into June's Crystal and see! and he saved it until the de was given and when it wa given he stood up on the back of his seat and bellowed frame up frame up and at 50 a frame it made just 50 and if you'll add up the various items you will find that they total $100.00 the exact price he paid for the ringside seat and when he got home he listened on the radio and found out that the main bout was just starting and he had missed it completely and had just been hollering his hundred away at the preliminaries and now good gra- cious children its way past bed hour so skip and remember what uncle peticolas says that the cheapest way to see a big go is in dreamland.—Jack Crivetr comicbooks:com