Judge — August 27, 1927 — page 29: what you’re looking at

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The Tourist’s Wail of Woe No matter when, or where we go aged Ford, you know), 3 will pack nd in it stack Enough to fill a house or so. (My God, how I hate touring!) The ice-box, and the neighbors’ cats (Which they entrusted to our care.) Two trunks of clothing, shocs and hats. A. stove. My winter under- | wear. The garden hose—a broom—a mop— A double bed—the — baby’s chair— | And not content, she piles on top (For fear of thieves) the | silverware! It matters not how brief our tour (1 drive a Ford; we're rather poor), She finds or buys Enough supplies To last us for a year or more. My God, how hate touring —Wisrox Nonman “There’s a wonderful echo about here,” said the guide to the man who was walking in the Lake District, “but you have to shout very loud. Now you just yell, ‘Two pints of beer! The man shouted and then listened. “T hear no echo,” said he. “Oh, well.” said the guide, “here comes the innkeeper with our beer, anywa Tir Brrs Cannibal King — Tomorrow, carrion, I dine upon your liver! Captive — Oh, your Majesty, have a heart! —Gatety what was the Stone “That was the glorious period, my son, when a man axed a woman to marry him.” ANSWERS “The English,” says an Ameri- can sports critic, “are the best losers I know.” But he seems to forget all the practice we've had. —Passinc Siow LIZZIE ()IABELS I do not choose to run in 19. : “You'll need some new tires pretty soon, Bill.” “I know it; I'd like to get some Kelly-Springfields, but they cost too ae 7 5 fe ee inted. “Why, Kellys don’t cost any more than those tires you've got now, and you SES Eee get so much more mileage that in the end the Kellys will actually cost you less.” ADV. 27 comicbooks.com