Judge — August 20, 1927 — page 27: what you’re looking at

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JUDGE “Is he dumb?” “Dumb? Say, he bought a Webster’s Collegiate Diction- ary to learn to talk like a fraternity man.” —Pirr Paxtuer reuse hil irth- “What is a beer stein?” “A beer stein is something you try to rub off after you have spilled beer all over your best suit.” —Jack-o’-LantTeRN se is Can't he?” .LE ED If a man kills a quart—that isn't news; but if a quart kills man—that isn’t news either. —Catirornta Peican Hellas—And at the end of 1 letter he put a couple of What does he mean? Jealous—Simple girl! It means he’s double-crossing you. —Nennaska Awoaws:: Prof. in Psych, I—What do you associate with the word “mutton” ? Freshman—Jcff. —Pennsytvania Pexcn Bowr “What's the difference be tween a woman and a fish? “T bite.” “A h has no waistline.” —Catuirornia Perican j “T could die dancin, he de- aimed as he walked all over her feet. “Maybe so,” she agreed; “but we don’t need to make a death pact out of it.” Pirr Panruer A colored mammy came into the office of the estate for which she worked to receive her wages. As she could not write, she al- ys receipted with the cus- tomary cross. On a following occasion she made a circle instead of a ¢ and the man in charge, noti it, remarked to her about it. “Well,” the old negress ex- plained, “ah done got marr an’ changed mah r otre Dame JuGGLer me.” h “LT just swallowed a wish hone and now I won't be able to make a wish.” “Nonsense, Just wish that you hadn't swallowed it.” —-Norre Dane Jvacrer Diag—Is he dumb? Nosis—Is he dumb? He broke his leg once and the S. P. C. A. wanted to shoot him, —Pirr Paxruer “Who was the lady I seen you with last night? “My, my, such English.” —Bosrow Beanpor If all the college boys who slept ced end to end they would be much more com- fortable. in class were —Cornett Wivow ook at those colors! The of the butterfly, the ‘onate purple of a tropical night, the crimson of——” “What is it, a rainbow?” “Naw, a taxicab.” —Darrmovri Jack-o'-Lan comicbooks.com