Judge — August 20, 1927 — page 26: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

JUDGE It is the ancient mariner he stoppeth one of three. —Winuams Purere Cow A girl’s hope chest might just as well be called her tulle box. —N. Y. U. Meprey Odd to say, a man was once walking down the street. Suddenly he was accosted by a policeman which inquired: “I know a man than whom there is nothing more bow- legged. How are yours?” Rowdy-dow. Whereupon he says, “Why don’t you have a stamp on that letter?” “Be- cause it’s anonymous,”. says I. —Amuerst Lorp Jerr One ingenious shoe dealer bought his son an automobile so that he could make the girls walk home. Georce Wasuincron Guost No. 1—I just took an exam. No. in No. 1 o, Spanish. —N. Y. U. Meprey Doctor—May I kiss you? Nurse—Certainly not. I hate to have a doctor's bill thrust in my face. —Brown Jv ey How I love to come out in the “Goodne see the leav spring “dre you a poet?” ro. I’m a garage man.” —Wituiams Puree Cow “Why do you persist in saying that lightning will never strike the front end of a street c: “Because the motorman is a non-conductor.” —ALLEGHENY ALLIGATOR the Four - For we'll ys to Mother .. .” break the ne —Coreate Banter He—She's an expert needle- woman. Haw—Yeh? He—Yeh. You should see all the towels she’s hooked. —Sovutnern Carirornia Wa Mabel, a neckerchief is not the head of a sorority house. —Wesr Virainta Moonsuine Pepestrian — Your _ tail light’s out. —Yare Recorv “They'll call it suicide,” gasped the drowning man as he let go the straw.—V. M. I. Sniper. “Drunk again. What excuse this time?” “George Washington’s birth- day.” “Yeh; well, what excuse is that for you?” “Poor devil ish dead. Can't celebrate himshelf, can he?” Micuican GarGoyLe comicbooks.com