Judge — August 20, 1927 — page 22: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

JUDGE SAID THAT A'sissy’s Well, gents, today’s big turf super-special is Laddie- Boy Perelman in the fifth at Lincoln Fields, so play him on the nose to win, place, and show. Speaking of the whippets reminds me of the one about the two hoboes. Said Weary William: “I got a shock from a live wire today; gee, what a funny feeling, just like taking a bath!” “Good G—d!” replied Languid Lewis. “What a memory you must have!” Stand back, boys, a woman has fainted! comicbooks.com