Judge — August 13, 1927 — page 30: what you’re looking at

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Assent-Minvep Naturatist—Now, let me think—have I been so foolish as to bring these clubs instead of my collecting equip- ment, or have I been idiotic enough to come here instead of going to the golf links? Judging the Stars (Continued from page 6) hibition where the devil would I be.” And so I learn about “suckers” from her, She invites me to her club as her guest. O. K. * * * An Aztec coin chained to a Lincoln penny is all the wealth I carry. As a naive precaution I forget my wallet in my other pants. Here’s Guinan’s play- ground. Rythmic strains of pleading saxophones and muted cornets. Paper streamers . waiters giving the party mo- mentum with clappers.... A girl twirling madly on the dance floor ... wild red hair.... Adolescent youths... . Broadway perform- ers. . . . Frizzly blondes .. . sleek brunettes. Texas atop a chair... diaphanous gown... a bare back . . . scarlet hose. To make stern business men forget their decorum is her ket.” To cause corporation 1} to shake little clappers is her mis- sion.... She tells me she makes more than the President and cl se She and the 3s Guinan makes people laugh when she ys things in fun. And Coolidge—well—he just will be a cow boy. “La Guinan” shouts a wheeze with an obvious kick. It’s sledge- hammer humor. It must go through the heads of well-soaked customers. She must bellow above the confusion of the re ele What about it? hostess business is a raucous money —Hvenorist Solution of Last Week’s Puzzle INIT PIEIRIM|SHEBIA) IS| AIRITMAIDIABES|PIAIT| PILIAINIK MS] 1 [RI ing. Charged with irresponsibility, the mob mind is that of a child. . Achild from whom a hostess who only drinks coffee may take lollipop without being noticed. he trimming is done painles Like a stripling the “sucker uy, Arcee oat, - under the ether of hilarity. Har- monizing trio of girlie’s in tights singing... . “It all depends— tra—la pe Strains of wailing Hawaiian music. . . . A powdered body twists in the semi-nude. . Old myopic gentleman stretches a wrinkled neck.... Pasty college youngsters are here because of the lure of the unknown. ... Busi- ness saps are here because of the ntment of the forbidden. Here’s revolt against the common- place; reproach to the prosaic. Texas Guinan has dug decp into the American psychology and cut to the bone. Guinan gi timid souls the courage to enjoy them- selves. Clothing lords and floor mop kings. They glory in it... . The “suckers” are having a good time watching the figures on the floor. s watches the figures that rise on their checks. I have ted to see how long x to get unwound. Now § +. portrait of a lady at 5 A. M. No more boisterous laughter. ... Now the drooping mouth after a night’s work. . . . She misses the sunshine... . Great shadowed blue eyes .. . and the taut angles of a lifted face + looks young but—ah! Bej ed hands tell of age .. . no lifting done here. .. . * * * enc I still have the Aztec coin chained to a Lincoln penny. I walk out into the cold morning air. The fair one at my side chirps, “Where's your hat?” Caramba! Texas has it. s I'm trimmed after all! ttn , laa aaa AD eps ARS 227227" UM ee aye 9° Zs Hr—Every kiss intoxicates me, darling. Would you like me to be a drunkard? Sue—Iell, yes, on condition that you don’t mix your drinks! —Lonpvon Mai. comicbooks.com