Judge — August 13, 1927 — page 29: what you’re looking at

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st—In this paint- ing, beloved, I have laid bare my innermost soul. Fiancee (thoughtfully) - Tell me, Klodmir, don’t you think we'd better break off our engagement? Furecenne Biarrren A traveler for a big tobacco firm was asked why their cork- tipped cigarettes were not selling better in Aberdeen. “Well, you see,” he answered, “the people there don’t like the smell of burnt cork.” —Trr Brrs Sunday-School dear children, I want you to look upon me as a shepherd, and I shall look upon you as my sheep. Now you all know what the shepherd does to his sheep. Little Boy—Shears them. —ANswers THE SHADES OF NIGHT ‘WERE PALLING FAST BEGAN:MDE Those new-fangled double- breasted suits will never re- place the old horse-cars, I’ll wager. And while we're dis- cussing wagers, bend this one: Two lawyers were snuffing up some chicken soup one noon. “What do you think of this chicken soup, Grimes?” asked Givney. “Oh boy!” tattled Grimes. “That chicken sure proved an_ alibi!” It looks like a hard winter! sure Teacher — My EMBARR When you upset y best tablecloth . © | TWO NEW FEATURES! Start In Next Week’s JUDGE ““Myrtle’s Sketch Book” || A weekly Feature by Harry Dart that would get a laugh out of Buster Keaton and CATACLYSMIC MOMENTS | A New Advertising Series \| That Is Just as Funny \| 27 .. be nonchalant . . MURAD CIGARE MURAD For those who feel entitled to life’s better thir METAL MONOGRAMS for your auto doors Beautiful; permanent; put onina minute. (ezact size) New, patented—weather-proof metal, backed by special cement—put on like postage stamp—guaranteed to stick— any three letters join perfectly. Six Letters making 2 monograms, $1.00 at your dealer's, or send $1.00 direct to as and we will mail your Monograms. Salesmen: Write for proposition DAYTON METAL LETTER CO. DEPT. J DAYTON, OHIO comicbooks.com