Judge — August 6, 1927 — page 24: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

———— Sue—John, old deah, I've a question to ask you. It may seem rather personal, and I hope you will pardon me for asking it, but as I was shop- ping the other day, I sa pass down the street with a lady in your car. Who was she? He—Oh, yes. Certainly. I recall -quite clearly now. Of course, I’m not angry with you for asking—quite natural. So you thought she was a lady, eh? I’m sorry to disappoint you, Alice old bean, but she was not. No, she was none other than my uncle Culbreth’s half-grandmother from Car- boro.— Carona BuccaNneER Recruiting Sergeant — Wot's yer name and wot branch of the service d'ye want to be in? Perkins (who stammers)— Pup-p-p-p-pup-pup- R. 8. (writing)—Can't speak English and chine-gun outfit. —Bvrrato Bison nts to join ma- Who was the greatest trap- shooter of all ages? Hamlet's uncle, “for he did murder most foul!” —Norrtuwestern Purpve Parrot “What rent do you pa “T don’t pay it.” “What would it be if you did ‘A miracle.” —Ruvtcers CuanticLeer Mamma—Daughter, let's get down to work and can the sauce-—Westr Pornt Por upple- rER “T want something for fle: “Why don’t you get a dog? —Sranrorp CHaparrar “I got rimmed toda; “You did? Where?” “At the oculi —Norne Dame Jecorer HER “So Jack has been injured is coming home from colleg: “Yes, he sprained his ukulele " —Coremaia Jester “I’m goin’ to shoot the guy thash married my wife!” “Be shtill, be shtill. We don’t want no murdersh around here!” “Thish ain't goin’ to be no murder. Thish ish goin’ to be shuicide.” —Pirr Panruer “Father is going to send me abroad this summer.” “That's a good way to get cdu- cated.” —Dewnnison Framinco “The doctor's here, sir.” “Tean't see him. Ho him I'm sick.” Pree Panruen “Say, lend me a dollar and I'll be eternally indebted to you.” “Yep, that’s just what I’m afraid o —Wittiams Purpre Cow to comicbooks.com