Judge — July 9, 1927 — page 25: what you’re looking at

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JUDGE He—You are beautiful. You are adorable. You are sweet, fine, wonderful. You art’ everything that is good. She—Oh, you flatterer, how you exagge He—Well, that’s my story, and Vl stick to it. —Sovrnern Cari, Wampvs ere “Where the deuce you walkin’, Orville?” “My mind’s wandering, Homer; I’m just goin’ along!” —Navy Loa How about a little remunera tion for my efforts?” the vagrant niinstrel asked “Sure thi * the Scotchman replied. “What do you want mc to sing?’—Texas Rancer #28 “Jump,” said the fireman to the man on the twelfth floor of the burning building. “If you miss the net, we'll catch you on the first bounce.” Wise—Do you know what they call bananas in Holly- wood? Roox—No. Let's hear it. —Yare Recorp Wise—Bananas! OnrGon Orance Own Lay On, MacDuff And when the shadows of the dusk Fell o’er the quict town, She stirred at last. and tenderly She laid the white form down. She broke the silence she had kept; We heard, to our surprise, Upon the stillness of the eve The burden of her cries. At last her heart was calm again, She folded up her leg, And we who were about her knew The hen had laid her egg. —Orecon Orance Ow. Visrron—Say, chappie, can you tell me... Cotreaia‘ s; but it will take me a half hour to get it. —Brown Jue “A boy was standing on the track, A train was coming fast. The train jumped off the railroad track To let the boy go past.” “You’re all wet. That ain’t right.” “Yes it is too! This was an accommodation train.” —Ointo Green Goa Artist (to friend)—Sce that picture over there? Well, I painted it, and a million wouldn't buy it! Friend—Well, Vin one of the million ! —Ouro Stare Sun Diat 228 House Manager (to house freshman): Here it is Monda ‘Tomorrow will be ‘T the next ¢ : whole week half gone and noth- ing done yet. —Ouro Stare Sux Diat lS I wrote four poems to my lady's eyes And four to my lady’s hair. I wrote four poems to my lady's legs; My lady gav —Caroiina Buccaneer me the air. comicbooks.com