Judge — July 9, 1927 — page 24: what you’re looking at

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JUDGE Pourtican Science Pror (questioning student in oral quiz)—Could you be President of the United States? “Yea, but I'm all signed up for a job with a bond house when I get out in June.” —Brown Jue “Oh, waiter—wha you've brought mi “Of cours what is it now —Lovisvitce Satyr it’s been soup, but sas Awkward —Do you practice psychology on your girl? Squad—Say, we ain't even en- gaged yet! —Annapouis Loc It Is Nut So! Teacher—Willie, kinds of nuts. Willie — Chestnuts, peanuts, and ferget-me-nuts. —wWestern Reserve Rev Car SAS name three gloom, Osmond? “Why the ’s coming all right; ven send a telegram without ‘stop’ after every sentence. —Penn Srate Frorin May—So ya had a letter from that college boy ? Pet— He wrote an ast me did I get home all right from that party he took me to, —Norruwestern Perece Parror S&S Sign in a Shop Window: Business going on as usual during altercations. Wastincron Dince Chicago S28 “Brotz planned to go abroad, I understand.” “Yes, but the poor chap didn’t quite make it.” “Really? Why?” “His ship sank in midocean.” —Cornett Wivow A surgical quandary. Van Sternum (stooping), and Hai ‘They say he comes home sh-eyed every night.” “Who?” “Ben Turpin.” CN. Y. Mercury Louis XIV’ —YVm_ the most graceful dancer in this state. apoleon—You may be in this state, but not when you're sober. —Vinainta Reew Drs. Snopwitz, O’Pish, Whoopenhollar, er have argued all morning as to the best method of amputating their subject's leg at the knee without eliminating his foot. The patient passed away an hour ago, but nobody has had the heart to tell them. rANFoRD CHAPPARAL comicbooks.com