Judge, 1927-07-02 · page 35 of 36
Judge — July 2, 1927 — page 35: what you’re looking at
What you’re looking at
This page is primarily **advertising disguised as testimonial**, not political satire. A character named "Oscar Whimpersniff" claims that a self-help "amusement course" from Judge Publishing Company transformed him from a ridiculed failure into a successful executive. The satire is **self-directed**: Judge magazine is mocking its own self-help industry by exaggerating the promise—a man goes from being ignored in board meetings to "turning down vice-presidencies" simply by learning jokes and improving his social presence. The absurdity is intentional. The photo shows a well-dressed man in formal attire, likely representing the "successful Oscar" after taking the course. **For modern readers**: This reflects early 20th-century American confidence in self-improvement through commercial courses—the ancestor of today's online coaching and personal development industries. The joke is that Judge is selling the very thing it's satirizing: the promise that personal transformation is just one purchase away.
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They Wouldn’t Listen! WANT to tell you a modest story of success. Eight months ago I, too, was ignorant and needy. Just a wage slave. When I rose to speak in direc- tors’ meeting the fellows would crawl under the table or shoot marbles—they wouldn’t listen to me! “Here’s old Whimpersniff,” they would snigger; “let’s go to the movies.” Time after time | wrote out masterpieces of elo- quence, only to be laughed out of the room. I knew I had the keynotes of success at my finger- tips and that I had the potenti- alities for the mastery of men in my indomitable power of will— but they wouldn’t listen to me! One day a friend met me on the street. “Do you know why you're a failure, Oscar?” he said pityingly. I started to cry. “Because you’re so dry! Your jokes are as old as mythology!” he shouted. Then he sent me a course in 52 installments. Since then I have been more than suc- cessful. They listen to me now. They know I will amuse them! Only this morning I had to turn down vice-presidencies in U. S. JUDGE PUBLISHING COMPANY 627 West 43d St., New York T want your amusement course. Send me Jupce for: 1 Feit. $5.000 21 weeks 2.00 0 2 years 7300 NAME. cisssanrewnrveomacnwmeammamennTs PDA EESS ss scssanmsasoanrvioiewrareraierserasomacsiaiiatareisreie Steel, Standard Oil, Smith- sonian Institution, also the United States and Canada! Check Up on Yourself Are you getting on in the world? When you get up to speak do they walk out on you? Try this course and then see how they treat you!! You, too, can be another Oscar Whimper- sniff, the toast of the financial world! Clip the coupon and mail it in to-day. Sincerely, a fl 4; £ P.S. Right now you can get a special summer rate—four months for two dollars! Sep- arate yourself from two dollars and receive 21 installments to help you through the dry season. comicbooks.com