Judge — July 2, 1927 — page 33: what you’re looking at

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A Complete Speechmaker (Continued from page 18) company’s here. Just because I ask humbly for a second helping of tapioca pudding, I get a look that makes me feel li I been using sash-weights for face-cloths. Remember I’m a member of this family, whether you like it or not, and [ don’t relish being treated as if I'd been left on the door- step some snowy night in a peach-basket. So I'll leave a | word of warning with you: I've seen enough katzenjammer around this place in my time to a thrill, and I know the addresses of some | | tabloids that simply LOVE juicy stories. So watch your step, mates, and GIVE. GIVE till it hurts and then some. No reason- give even a divorce judge able offer refused and no ques- tions asked. Every client con- fidential. ‘That's all and don't scrape your fect on the way out; it makes me nervous. | EMBARRASSING ~MomENTS When the hard-boiled traffic cop bawls you out... be nonchalant... light a MURAD CIGARETTE FUNNYBOWVES If fappers wore their garters around their necks they co not be any more in evide prase Rites Uudge pays $5 for each one printed |) | The son of an Aberdeen | | \ | chemist took two shillings from a | | till | and swallowed them, ‘The | father is getting on as well as can | a ss . | be expected. For those who feel entitled —Everynopy's Weexty to life's better things | g © 1927, P. Lorillard Co., Est. 1760 | ee | out tonight, Mary. Is it urgent?” | “No, mui; it’s mine.” —Tiv Brrs | “Cook tells me you want to go | te City Girl—What’s worrying you, Dave, de: Dave—I was just wonderin’ if Dad would be sport enough to do th’ milkin’ w'en honeymoon s'posin’ yeh — said | “yes” if I asked ye re on our tix, Sydney Elixir’’ any 5) rator — You wouldn’t When I se0 52 : think that in private life ’e’s my girl elixir Seconp—Never mind—it ’im a perfect demon. for a kiss. ‘| from memory.—Lonvon Opinion. —Evervnopy’s Week comicbooks.com