Judge — July 2, 1927 — page 23: what you’re looking at

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JUDGE Doctor—The best thing for you 4o do is to give up smoking, late hours, wine, women, and Stude—Wait! What's the next best thing? —MicuiGan GarGoyLe Sts rt “Did you ever hear of Wilson?” CHANTICLEER Pe ad He—Still love me? es. He—Very much? She—Bushels. He—Then honey, couldn’t I keep six bits out of my salary this week? —Ok.aHoma Wuirtwinp eed Did you hear the one about the sgged fellow who got drunk staggering home, c: the peg in a hole in the sidews and walked in a circle all night? —Co.umBia Jester Short Story went for a The tramp —Westeyvan Wasp Two old maids jtramp in the woods. escaped. “If you paid as much atten- tion to getting on the green as you do to getting on the pow- der you'd break 200.” “Yes, but Charlie, then you wouldn’t have any one to beat.” —Norre Dame Juacier Father (to son who has just graduated from college)—You're an alumnus now, get yourself a pair of pants and go to work. —Micuican GarGoy.e Se If a man is in love and pos- sesses a fountain pen at the same time, the odds are in favor of his ending his d. the lunatic um, —Cr tr Cynic “No, the cinders always get | “Do you like running?” | > in my eye.” —Brown Jue “I got a blind date tonight. Wh shall I take her?” “To an oculist.” —Pirr Pantuer Chi— “neck tie” times real fast. Omega—Necked I necked 1 necked I necked I necked I Chi—Shame on you! several —OrrEGon Wexsroor a Bd Voice over telephone—John, come home right away. I've mixed the plugs in some Ww radio is all covered with frost a the electric ice-box is “Schultz Is Back Again!” —Ruvtcers CHANTICLEER singing, Freedom of the Sea Girls when they went out to swim, Once dressed like Mother Hub- bard; Now they have a bolder whim: They dress more like her cup- board.—Westeyan Wasp got an expen- ways wanting money. S. A. M.—What does she do with it? Z. B. 'T.—I don’t know—I don’t give it to her. —Inunois Siren 21 comicbooks.com