Judge — June 18, 1927 — page 16: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

JUDGE HOW TO MAKE LOVE By S. J. Perelman Eighth Lesson other day a young man “When I first your series on Love,” I was a ad, awkward, fum- bling, and suffering from bucolic. After ading your book, ‘One Thousand Ways to Kiss, and studying your series, I wooed and won the daughter of Squire Cock- crill, a jolly lass and the toast of the countryside. Can I ever re- pay yo This is but one of the thousands of gratifying testi- monials received these articles have begun. Today our peeps into AMOUR reveal two interesting situations. In Figure 1 (posed for Jupce by T= said to us, started reading ‘How to Make shy country since “Smoky Fritz’ Wiener of the Brooklyn Fire Department and Shirley Spruggs) two LOVE- DOVES have paused in their picnic in the woods to carve their initials on a sapling. As you see, Fritz has just asked Shirley what her REAL name is, for his experience fly cop in roadhouse raids left him She laugh- ingly assures him that her real name is Spruggs and that she is proud of it, j we fail to see. The happy pair are so en- has somewhat suspicious. grossed in each other that they have not noticed the fierce Bengal tigers crouching in the under- brush. These bullies of the jungle, having devoured — the lunch of the LOVERS, now lurk menacingly, preparing to spring. Will Fritz realize the danger be- fore these terrible hell him into yard lengths the outcome with beating hes In Figure 2 (posed by Hyman Arbuthnot, the Silver - Nosed Tenor of WEAF, and Wanda Fishbloom of Bayside. L. I.), the important relation of cards to LOVE is ably demonstrated. Love's token, as the is the ace of clubs, spades, hearts and diamonds. This is ealled a pat hand, and Hyman, there fore, obeys the signs and pats Wand hand, simultaneously bestowing a chaste salute on her pan. Irvin Berlin’s famous song, “ Hands Here Comes Charley grew out of a like situation. | If the cards were all of one color, that would be called a flush, and both LOVERS would promptly cards show, turn red. A full house would mean that a wedding is near and that there will be a full house, or a house full, of guests. The fascinating gam of — telling LOVE - FORTU S by cards has taken hold of late that many people are sitting up all night figuring out combinations of — the boards.” The game has dubbed “The Sport of Kings,” although it is Hed * pot,” “‘stud,”” i such a various “paste- been also ca and “dra You CAN’T afford to get mar- ried before you read the nest powerful article, “A Rich Man’s Bauble!” See how the mask is torn from hypocrisy in a fearless arraignment of men! Out next grocery ~ sales- kt If folks windows do, carried themselves the way the figures in shop comicbooks.com