Judge — May 28, 1927 — page 22: what you’re looking at

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JUDGE We discovered the most pre- cious hat shop. It’s simply too divine. They make any sort of hat you want right on your head. And you know for perfection that can’t even be tied. Really, their hats are too adorable and the most individual things imaginable. But, we mean, we can’t honestly say that the place is inexpensive, you know. = And, my dears, can you im- agine anything more stunning than hose with center clocks? Have you seen them? Well, any- way, instead of the clock running from the ankle up—they start about half way up the hose and run down. They are gorgeously fascinating. = —S One of the G.Fs. has just dis- covered the most gorgeous com- pact. It’s just about the thin- nest thing imaginable—and has rouge, powder and lipstick com- partments. The mirror is on the outside of the cover and the cover slides open and shut instead of opening out. Really it doesn’t take an ounce of room. SS There is a new cigarette lighter which is the most divine inven- tion of the ages. All you have to do is press a little button and the thing lights—yes, actually— in fact, it lights every time. Now, my dears, can you imagine any- thing more irresistible than a lighter which lights? We are really just too thrilled over the idea. Don’t you simply adore the extra large hats that are being again this season? We worn think they are simply too serump- tious. They truly are so fasei- nating—we mean—we can hardly resist having a half dozen or so, => The latest summer coats’ seem to be made of printed silks and, my dears, they are simply too tantalizing for words. The to be worn over dresses of solid material. And honestly, don’t you think it’s the smartest idea? re os Have you read Edna Ferber’s collection of novelettes called “Mother Knows Best”? Really, we don’t understand how she can write so many stories all in a bunch and have each one so perfectly marvelous. Six Best Steppers “Brotherly Love” (no show) “If You See Sally” (no show) , Is Done” (no show) (Hit the Deck) “Sometimes I’m Happy” (Hit the Deck) tis Vous” (A Night in Spain) Joss The Pirate Wedding Oh, he was a pirate brown and bold And his face was scarred with And she was a girl with hair of gold, Blue eyes beneath her lashes. Aye, he was a s and grim His bellow, Yet she—she thrilled gazed at him, She thought him a fellow. ggering brute voice was a rumbling when she gorgeous The slightest glance from his eyes and she Would feel all her gyrate, And slyly, shyly she longed to be The bride of this lusty pirate. senses But would he take her? He would and did. And tight in his arms he clasped her, His beard—the beard of a Cap- tain Kidd, Deliciously rasped her! scratched and And did they flee to the open sea Whose merchant ships he harried? Why, no, he paid a minister's fee, And they were properly mar- ried. For she is the waitress whom you tip (It's a modest form of pill: And the doorman he of “Ye Pirate Shippe” in) Greenwich —Berron Brarey Improved type of carriage—gets baby to the park quicker, and saves your strength. comicbooks.com