Judge — April 23, 1927 — page 30: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

SSARLBOR CIGARETTES O Always fresh—Wrapped in heavy foil. The Ace of Cigarettes Fit for a King Blended to the Queen’s Taste Marlboro Bridge Score sent free upon request. 20 for 35¢ PHILI Pickpocker (in fog)—I’ve just landed a gold ticker—softest guy I ever handled. yours. High Hat (Continued from page 11) + +. and speaking of verse, “Poems of Impudence,” by “Evoe,” of Punch, is a great little volume despite its reverse English . . . also read Christopher Morley’s “The Arrow,” and am wondering if it will be the volume selected next by the Book of the Month Club... istopher is one of our rs and you may remember him as the author of “Whimsy on the Left,” I mean “Thunder on the Left,” but if you are a man that can take his whimsy or leave it alone, you will enjoy “The Arrow.” ft Speaking of whimsy, I will divulge a secret and tell you the real reason why I am on the Conrepverate (wrathfully)—ZJt’s mine, you idiot—and here’s —Pass Inc SHow wagon ... it is because—Oh, I can’t say it!—because I am rais- ing a mustache! . . . well, I'll defy _ anybody to raise a mustache and drink the liquor they’re handing out these days! ... you just get it long nicely when you sip a and Presto! The darn thing is gone! ... it just curls up | and fades away ... I’ve tried taking drinks through a straw but even that does no good ... if I can get some astute glass manu- facturer to get out a cocktail glass shaped like the old fash- ioned musta cup, by gosh, 'll get off the wagon; but if this cannot be arranged I'll stay on until I get a full grown brush if it kills me! comicbooks.com