Judge — April 16, 1927 — page 23: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

JUDGE LEADERS = Benevolent Visitor—Do any of your friends ever come to see you here? Convict 131313—No, mam, they’re all here wit me. —M. I. T. Voo Doo St Chorus Girl—What can a re- spectable chorus girl do when a man on the front row is trying to flirt with her? Manager—Give him a_ good kick and show him you're a lady. —Vincrnta Reev SS “TI understand there the new Oxford bags “Yes, they say several men have gone c¢ trying to find their legs so that they could pull up their socks.” ——NorTHWESTERN Purpre Parrot Reed It looks like rain. What looks like rain? Water. —Anuerst Lorp Jerr Livine Sketeron—What’s be- come of the India rubber woman? Dwarr—The boss just bounced her. —Catirornia Peiican “I was shocked to hear that Peter eloped with your wife. I a s thought he was your best friend.” “He is, but he doesn’t know it yet."—Toroxto Goat “Say, what is that build- ing there?” “Where?” “You looked too late. It’s gone.” —Yare Recorp Br-r--r!— He—How about a little ride, Cutie? She—Are you going north? He—Ye: She—Give my regards to the Eskimos.—Toronto Gosiin I am. egre Jin—Why don’t you go —My wi and lock Jim—IWhat’s she mad about? Wiii—Because I don’t come home. —Tonroxto Gontix Heard at the Greeks Customer—Chicken croquettes, please. Waiter—Fowl ball!!! —Amuerst Lorp Jerr f Bd Russian dancing, as far are able to judge from our knowl- edge of vaudeville, consists of folding one’s arms in front of one and running while sitting down. —Wisconstn Ocrorvs Best as we ‘ ] | | Fan—How about Are they good losers? Coach (after disastrous sea son)—Good—Hell, they’re per- fect—Oxk.Lanoma Wuirtwinp your team? Y= “And have you heard the newest ditty, Jocco?” Yo, my good friend, what is it?” “Half a pint is better than no moon at all.” —Pex TATE Frovir comicbooks.com