Judge — April 16, 1927 — page 22: what you’re looking at

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JUDGE “There’s a new vegetable song out.” “Let’s hear it quick.” “In a Little Spinach Town.” —Louisvitte Satyr All Hail, the Snail! The life of the snail is a fight ainst odds, Though fought without fever or flummox, For, unlike the more fortunate pods, ve to proceed on their causes such num- bers of snails To throw themselves — into abysses— They are none of them born to be definite males, And none of them misses. —Princeton Ticer definite Sue—TI don’t think it nice of a man to propose by saying, “Aw, hell, let’s get married.” Her—You would if you had worked on him as long as I have. —Cotvmaia Jester Teacher—And now, Willie, can you give us a_ sentence with “heterodoxology” in it? Little Willie (age six)—No. —Yate Recorn Ist Drunk — Who's that lady standing over there? 2xp Drunk—That isn’t a lady, that’s a drinking foun- tain. Ist Drevnx—lWell, I don’t like her anyway. —Darrmovrn Jack 0° Lax Girl (admiring Jack’s new tie) Oh, what a cute tie. I wish I had a dress made out of that. revens Tecu Stone Min. SS I simply cannot drink. Why, the sight of a pretzel makes me dizzy —Lenicn Burr ses ll them I'll be gone for the id the lunatic as he awoke. —Norre Dame Juccier One with Cigarette—Dick went on another wet party last night. One Without—Well, do we have to bail him out again? —V.M.I. Syirer FRM ful a brid Why, man, you got the girl who was the talk of the town.” “So I discover.” —Corneti Wivow SRS She may be an osteopath’s daughter, but she’s a pain in the neck to me. Sovrners Carirornta Wameus SS Lecturer—Can anyone give the derivation of the word auditorium? Listener—Yes—from AUDIO- hear, and ‘TAURUS-bull. A place where you— at will do. —Wasuincton Dirce Lecturer— Hiawatua (suspecting a stand- up)—Looks as if Minnie has given me the Ha Ha. —Norre Dame Juacier comicbooks.com