Judge — April 9, 1927 — page 16: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

Patron (departing Haro-Room one you left with me! Silver Lining Some fine day, you may decide that you would like to carry a stick. Either to make walking more bearable, or merely in preference to the enforced com- panionship of more animated and less decorative bits of wood. In either event, it may be well for you to be prep: following inevitables: 1. “Lost a bet, eh 2. “What's the ide shepherd’s crook . “Just back from dear ole Lunnon, what?” 3 4. “Where'd you get yours, buddy?” 5. “What goes with that, writ- ing a bool 6. “Wife’s Christmas present, eh?” The only correct and _ satis- factory rejoinder—with sticks $8 to $30—is apt to run you into a hit of money. Not to mention damage suits. But you will glow with that holy serenity reserved for those who are helping the world on to better things. —Srantey Jones Ir Tuey Hap Nigut-Civups 1n Heaven )—That isn’t my halo! “Ts your wife entertain- ing this winter?” “Yes, two other fellows.” RL (snappily)—I don’t know whether it’s yours or not, but it’s the The Automobile Salesman’s Baby “Well, boys,” shouted Kenneth Billings, top-notch salesman, to his asso the show-rooms of the E ior Eight, “the wife and I a ed to announce the arrival of a new early ’27 model with all juvenile improvements. This little model gets thirty-five s to a pint of milk and is the st job in the country. Lots of stamina, too! It is in every way an improve- ment on the Billings models that preceded it and is a fitting addi tion to the Billings line. One of the finest body jobs you ever laid your eyes on built on a cute little chassis that will soon be the talk of the neighborhood. All of the equipment desired in a really fine model—eyes that light up volun- tarily, six cylinder lungs, white satin shoes and lots of crying power. Can make any trill in high. On display next Sunday at the Billings Show Room Kens ington Boulevard. hen better babies are built, Billings will build them!” ALLL, 14 comicbooks.com