Judge — March 26, 1927 — page 27: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

Auto Tourist—1 clearly had the right of way when this man ran into me, and yet you say I was to blame. Local Cop—You certainly was. Autoist—Why ? Local Cop—Because his father is Mayor, his brother is Chief of Police, and I go with his sister. —Bvrrato Bison ood Old Boy (laying out another chip)—Guess I'll have to raise you, sweetie! Young to call you di hing—Guess I'll have ddy. sFORD CHAPARRAL SIS “Who were the two women you ind Jack were out with last night? “A pair of convent girls.” “How.” “Oh, it was nun o’ this and nun o' that.” —Corumaia Jester SAS The proverbial Irishmen, Pat and Mike, were crossing a field when a bull ¢ charging down upon them, } inned up the only tree in sight and Pat jumped ina hole nearby. The bull jumped over the hole and Pat jumped out. The bull turned, saw him, charged. Pat jumped in and the bull jumped over the hole again. This continued until finally the furious Mike bawled down to Pat as he jumped out, “You damn fool! Stay in the hole or we will never get home !” Pat jumped in as the bull charged and when he jumped out gain he yelled frantically to Mike, “You're a damned fool If! There’s a bear in this —V.M. I. Snirer Her—Where’s Dick tonight? It—Gone out with a_ sick Triend, I think. Her—IVell, he'll be back as soon as he kills it, won’t he? Arapama Rammer JAMMER “That reminds me of the old days before we changed to Kelly-Springfields.” comicbooks.com