Judge — March 12, 1927 — page 27: what you’re looking at

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ma vcovsaanstaastiia LL eat Letter from a Boob Abroad Lauterbrunen, Switzerland. D sitting on a rustic bench beside a path the most peaceful valley in S zetland. A couple of hundred right the Staubbach drops sheer from the top of a pre- cipice a thousand feet high and loses itself among the rocks. I hunted for half an hour trying to find it. Just think, June, of a falls disporting itself for a thou- sand feet and then getting lost like that for no apparent reason. Rather silly, I think. Straight down the y the Breithorn rears its snow-covered summit. It is quite a good-size mountain, even higher than the Woolworth Building. I'll venture to say that if you stood on the top of the Woolworth Building you coudn’t reach the summit of the Breithorn with a telephone pole. That’s how high it is. It takes three days to climb it and only fifteen minutes to some down, if you don't watch your step. The story is told over here of a man who hung for three days by his trousers to a shrub on the face of a 3,000-foot precipice. He be- came so ravenously hungry he ate all the leaves and bark from the and died of indigestion. one path up this moun- z The Path to Is tain z Heaven. You ma tions, solemnly a and when you re: you are. chimes echo across the valley. All the cows and goats over here wear church bells. The chimes of Trinity don’t compare to a bevy of Swiss goats when they get together and start chiming. It’s classical stuff, too. Chopin, Beethoven, Wagner and all the old masters, they wouldn’t even think of playing j I understand that it was from thes t caril- lons the original Bell | 6 Luncheon hour in the office Mechanics” of “Popular got their inspiration. iss goat is a queer look ing animal. You never seen any- thing like him in the U. S. A. until you've had te dozen shots of synthetic gin. His head is much too for his body small nd fastened on b long, rubberiike neck. He is all out of drawing. He does not wear horns. He mer ly rings his tle bell and is contented. Hoping you are the same, —Nate CoLiier D'S BES CIGARETTE For the than who feels entitled Ao life's : better AD % —in the roughest waters. This ap- palling nausea is unnecessary suf- fering. Mothersill’s prevents Travel Sickness on your journeys by Sea, ‘Train, Auto, Car or Air, a” 75c. & $1.50 at Drug Stores or direct The Mothersill Remedy Co., Ltd. New York Montreal FOR THAT COUGH! comicbooks.com