Judge — March 12, 1927 — page 26: what you’re looking at

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“Snappy Confessions’’ Alaine: Give me a Martini @ Rossi non-alcoholic Vermouth cup. No one ever asks for a sweet appe- tizer nowadays. There is no such thing. Elinor: Righto, old expert. Every- one says, “Make it snappy”—and there is only one best way to do that. So say we all—who are imbibing this delectable mixer with our pert beverages. It makes the course of true taste run smooth, and its tang is the life of the party. Two kinds: the regular Italian and the Extra Dry for different times and moods. The elect know “when.” They confess to many uses interest- ing to many, many people, and so we have issued ANEW EDITION OF “The Confessions of a Good Mixer” Send for your copy. Tad Crane has inhaled many Martini & Rossi non-alcoholic Ver- mouth divinities and_ cooperstowns and he describes it as more than a bouquet and flavor begat of Riviera sunshine and hus- bandry. To avoid imita- tions, always ask for the Non-Al- coholic. Address, W. A. Taylor & Co., 94 Pine St., New York City. a MARTINI & ROSSI (non-alcoholic) VERMOUTH Sold by the Better Grocery and Delicatessen Stores everywhere A gentleman, who signs him- self Sylvester Buttercup, objects y strongly to our heading. .. . “Dear Madame: Having some slight respect for the verities and having delved to some extent into comparative anatomy, I object to your heading on the following grounds. 1. Out of nine females, all nine were never free from knock knees. Eight out of nine have them. 2. Out of nine fe- males, all nine were never free from bow legs. Four out of nine have them, Out of these nine females, all never had the fash- ionable toothpick contour. There would be two fats, two leans, two dropsical fats, two ankleless and one pair that it is not crime against good taste to display. Out of nine females, for Heaven’s sake, have at least one with good looking legs!” ... Mr. Butter- cup! Who are you to set yourself up as a Judge? ... Jefferson Machamer, who drew this head- ing, informed me himself that nine Follies girls posed for this picture! ve Girls, prepare to throw your “Works” and “Foster: get some new books on tract” bridge . . you don’t play “Contract” th days you're a back number and really a marvelous game. ~ Speaking of Bridge, got a deli- cious prize the other day ... a compact for powder and rouge, with a chain handle . . . a lipstick placed horizontally at the end of the chain gives you a secure hold and hanging from the center of the chain is a tiny perfume bottle . .. it is made of blue enamel and is very gorgeous. aS Saw a most unusual green suéde bag shaped like a bill fold, only it has two flaps. . . one large which gives entrance to the cos- metics and one small flap which lets you in on the pennies and dimes . . . the whole thing is laced together with gold cord. ~ > “My Mortal Enemy,” Willa Cather’s new book, is exquisite ... the finest thing she has done, but don’t read it as a cure for th blues!... Hav u read ‘Pre udices,” fifth series? . . . we are firmly convinced that Mr. Menc- ken is prejudiced against South erners, Mr. Bryan and President Coolidge. iw > Six Best Steppers There Ain’t No Maybe In My Baby’s Eyes (no show) Lovin’ Off My Mind (Bye Bye, Bonnie) Tampico Tap (Bye Bye, Bonnie) It All Depends On You (Big Boy) Rio Rita (Rio Rita) Falling In Love (no show) Jack Dalton, wisecrack- ing as usual, happened to remark one day that the Trish had never produced a mechanical genius. “What,” remarked his fair compan- ion,. “about Pat Pending?” He was just flabbergasted, that’s all. 24 comicbooks.com