Judge — March 5, 1927 — page 24: what you’re looking at

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**Gambling or Gamboling— It’s all the same with Arabella. But believe you me, she’s one little heavy date that won’t gamble with her make- up. She’s always a treat for any masculine orbs.”” Keeping that school girl complexion is only a part of the job of looking top hole. It takes Neet to put on the finish- ing touch. Neet, you know, is the cream that does such wonders in remov- ing hair from arms, underarms and legs. It’s got shaving knocked for the count of ten because it’s easy to use and it positively puts the brake on the further growth of hair. Get wise, you Arabellas, to Neet. The drug store around the corner carries it. Test a tube. You'll be delighted. Clark’s Famous Cruises BY CUNARD LINE BIGNEWOIL-BURNERS at rates including hotels, guides, drives, fees. NORWAY secirtanancan 52 Days, $600 to $1300 ss “LANCASTRIA” July 2 Includes Lisbon, Spain, Tangier, Algiers, Italy, Riviera, Sweden, Norway, Scotland, Berlin (Paris, London). Jan. 16, ’28 Around the World 8th Cruise; 125 days; $1250 to $3000. Jan. 25, 28 to the Mediterranean 24th Cruise; 65 days; $600 to $1700. FRANK C. CLARK, Times Bldg., N. Y. -smoke “= all you want ?> Your yoice stays 5, clear, your throat moist, “healthy, if you'll use Thayers Ola Fashioned Slippery Elm Loz- enges. Surprising how many Smokers carry @ package. They’re Baked OLD FASHIONED SLIPPERY ELM LOZENGES a “TIsn’t Mary old-fashioned.” “Oh, how?” “She thinks she’ll have to go to heaven to see the angels her husband talks about in his sleep.” —Everyzopy’s WEEKLY Letter from a Boob Abroad Somewhere in the Alps. D™ Jupce—This is Switzer- land, the only perpendicular country in the world. They have only two directions over here, up and down. If you are not going one way you are going the other; and if you take a couple o’ shots of their native wine you can go both ways at the same time. I took a look at Lake Geneva. Some one had dumped a lot of bluing in it. I understand they do this the year ’round as the color of the lake has been advertised ex- tensively. It would vary the mo- notony if they'd change the color every other season. One fellow told me that it wasn’t bluing, but that they dipped the sky in it every evening to keep it clean. I found out later that this wasn’t true. The League of Nations is lo- cated at Geneva. I asked a guy who he thought would win the pennant, but he couldn’t under- stand my fluent Swiss so I didn’t find out. I joined a flock of Alpine hunt- ers the other day and went up into the moutain fastness. I’d often heard of this here mountain fast- ness and I wanted to see one. The hunters told me they were going to stalk the wild Swisscheese in its native haunts. They claimed it was a sort of a round animal with a thick yellow skin, and had to be shot twenty-five or thirty times before it was dead. You'll find lots of defunct Swisscheeses in delicatessen stores full of bullet holes. The mountain fastness was quite slow as it took us three hours to go a mile and a half. We scared up a couple of wild echoes but it must be spawning season for the Swiss- cheese as we didn’t see any. Not even a track. The guide was telling us about the beautiful Gletsch often found in these Alps. I’ll bag a couple of ’em if I get the chance, Jupae, and ship ’em over to you, as I un- derstand they are mightly good if baked with sweet potatoes. Just a moment ago while I was writing this the portier of the hotel rushed in. There were two of ’em, a pair of portiers, and they cried as they pointed out the window, “Look! Mong Blong!” I looked and couldn’t see anything but Mount Blanc with its snobbish nose in the clouds. Now what- in’el’s a Mong Blong? I guess I’m dumb. Hoping you are the same. —Nate Co.iier P. S. I just found out that a Gletsch is a glacer. I won’t send you any. comicbooks.com m Si iPabebeluimale) =) Giilbaeaes