Judge — March 5, 1927 — page 21: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

JUDGE Slogan for someone starting a new religion: THERE IS NO GOD BUT ALLAH, AND I AM AFTER THE PROFIT. CoLoravo Dovo FS First Sailor (on raft)—There’s a shark following us. Third Sailor — Maybe _ he’s hungry. Throw him that deck of cards. ond Ditto—Heck, that ain’t ‘d shark. —Oxcatioma Wuirtwinp eed B.V. D. Tourist (in park look- ing at peculiar shaped boulder)— And just where did you say this rock came from? Guide—A glacier brought it down. Bs Ke Ds around )—And glacier go? Guide—Oh, it went back after another rock! —Nortuw no Tourist (looking where did the RN PurPLe Parrot 2np PLtese—What hind of a battleship? Ist Presr—Oh, a big bat- tleship. 2np Pirese—How big? —Navy Loa The peeling of the belle. os TEORGIA Cracker st Frosh—How’s your blind date last night? ’Nother Verdant—Awful thin. I bet she could go through a flute without striking a note Wasnincron Covaar’s Paw SS Stu—What is Jack so pleased about? Dent—Why he’s got an idea for an invention that will make him a million: Stu—An_ idea worth millions! What is ii Dent—A cake of flying soap for shower-baths. —Vinainia Reev Mrs. Blount died today while trying “Oh, have you heard? on a new dress.” “How sad! trimmed with?” What was it —Texas Ranrr Our idea of a lazy collegiate is one who pretends he’s drunk so his fraternity brothers will put him to bed. —Oito Ho Bo Rn] “T just heard King Solomon he is through with women for “That makes the 999th time he has said that.” —Leuicu Burn Bes Two fathers of college seniors were discussing their sons: “Why, my son is so lazy he wants to open an ice factory in Alaska.” “WI to get keeper.” - + man, my son would like job with your son as book- V.M. 1. Syirer < outa here—the whole al? “Get dam pack 0” you —Outo Green Goat comicbooks.com